Posted on 02/28/2010 6:56:22 PM PST by TheVitaminPress
Massachusetts- For the last twenty four hours rumors have been pervading the internet and blogoshphere that Joseph P. Kennedy III, Grandson of RFK and namesake of the Kennedy scion, is seriously considering a run for congress. The response to this possibility has been largely positive but there are those out there who are not convinced that the young man from Boston has what it takes to live up to the hollowed and universally respected Kennedy name. Im just not convinced that this young man from Boston has what it takes to live up to the hollowed and universally respected Kennedy name, Sage Pinebrush, political analyst and spokesperson for the environmental action group People Establishing Nature In Society, informed The Vitamin Press. I mean think about it, Sagebrush continued, This guy is 29 years old and has never killed anyone, raped anyone, compromised national security by sleeping with an agent of the KGB, or had one of his children lobotomized to further his political career; are we really sure hes a Kennedy?
A spokesperson for the Kennedy clan, however, has assured The Vitamin Press that what the Joseph P. lacks in experience he makes up for in enthusiasm. Ok sure he may be a little bit green around the gills but this kid has what it takes to make a great Kennedy. Its a long time till November and he is just getting out there everyday and meeting people, shaking hands, kissing babies and planning just the sort of crime that would get anyone else locked up for the rest of their lives but will -in his case- establish his bonafides and assure him an elected position in the federal government forever. Besides . . . a little history here folks . . . remember that not even JFK came into the political arena knowing how to steal elections or make problem mistresses disappear, those were things Papa Joe had to teach him.
That is a classic. I mean, like, pure gold. I may have to use that one at a later date it's so good!
He will run in ‘12. If a republican wins this time around the state will redistrict them out next time around.
Thanks for the info!
Ha, I wish (at least that would have been excusable). . . it was more like rushed carelessness.
Thank you! :)
The source originally had it wrong as well. But it has been corrected, thank goodness.
You are probably right. Of course what else would he do, as a Kennedy the only thing he is qualified for is stealing peoples property and telling them what to do.
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