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| From The Vitamin Press |
Posted on 02/28/2010 6:56:22 PM PST by TheVitaminPress
Massachusetts- For the last twenty four hours rumors have been pervading the internet and blogoshphere that Joseph P. Kennedy III, Grandson of RFK and namesake of the Kennedy scion, is seriously considering a run for congress. The response to this possibility has been largely positive but there are those out there who are not convinced that the young man from Boston has what it takes to live up to the hollowed and universally respected Kennedy name. “I’m just not convinced that this young man from Boston has what it takes to live up to the hollowed and universally respected Kennedy name,” Sage Pinebrush, political analyst and spokesperson for the environmental action group People Establishing Nature In Society, informed The Vitamin Press. “I mean think about it,” Sagebrush continued, “This guy is 29 years old and has never killed anyone, raped anyone, compromised national security by sleeping with an agent of the KGB, or had one of his children lobotomized to further his political career; are we really sure he’s a Kennedy?”
A spokesperson for the Kennedy clan, however, has assured The Vitamin Press that what the Joseph P. lacks in experience he makes up for in enthusiasm. “Ok sure he may be a little bit green around the gills but this kid has what it takes to make a great Kennedy. It’s a long time till November and he is just getting out there everyday and meeting people, shaking hands, kissing babies and planning just the sort of crime that would get anyone else locked up for the rest of their lives but will -in his case- establish his bonafides and assure him an elected position in the federal government forever. Besides . . . a little history here folks . . . remember that not even JFK came into the political arena knowing how to steal elections or make problem mistresses disappear, those were things Papa Joe had to teach him.”
Nothing good ever comes from a Kennedy.
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| From The Vitamin Press |
I don’t know . . . I kinda liked George Kennedy :)
Yeah, I liked Kennedy too. BTTT.
That’d be George Kennedy. LOL!
I just saw Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. Yeah...George would be good in this Congress. Can he use his silencer?
Ha, he was pretty good in Cool Hand Luke!
Good, Great let this hollow Kennedy namesake run as a CommieCrate! If Republicans can’t come up with a real conservative candidate, then the people of MA deserve the hollow puppet with a name!
Yep. He was also good in those Airport movies.
Whoa I’ve never seen that one . . . but after looking it up on IMdB I can tell you that it is definitely going to the top of the netflix que
Surely you must be kidding.
LOL!
Like those of The Founder’s generation were fond of saying “no more kings!”
Wait a minute...did I get that right?
LOL!
Kinda looks like Conan Obrian
Thought the same thing.
Ok you got me, that really is a picture of Conan . . . but google a pic of JPK III, they could be twins!
???????? Rum Runners that need the mafia to get them elected?
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