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What's New In Bill Clinton's Medical News
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 2/11/2010 | sig94

Posted on 02/11/2010 6:12:31 PM PST by bloodmeridian

Former President William Clinton was hospitalized this afternoon; he was admitted to Columbia's New York Presbyterian Hospital after complaining of chest pains.

Famous for his legendary poor eating habits, doctors realized that ordinary measures would probably be defeated in the long term. Instead, they opted for something different; they inserted two stents of an experimental design into one of the President's coronary arteries.

In the above photo, a crack surgical team prepares the first of two surgical stents to be placed in ex-President Clinton's artery.

Nicknamed the "Bacon Double Cheeseburger Memorial Super Highway," these stents were manufactured for people with an HDL of 750 and over.

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Society
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To: bloodmeridian
these stents were manufactured for people with an HDL of 750 and over

LDL?

21 posted on 02/11/2010 7:04:34 PM PST by Salvey
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To: potlatch
"I don't think Clinton is going to have a long life.

Venereal disease will do that.

22 posted on 02/11/2010 7:06:03 PM PST by catfish1957 (Hey algore...You'll have to pry the steering wheel of my 317 HP V8 truck from my cold dead hands)
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To: catfish1957; devolve

I’ve heard people say that many times. I believe there are cures for Venereal diseases and am pretty sure he gets at least his yearly checkup.

He just doesn’t live a healthy life.


23 posted on 02/11/2010 7:10:20 PM PST by potlatch (- What a co-inky-stink!)
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To: bloodmeridian
Photobucket Hospital staff shows Bill's stent.
24 posted on 02/11/2010 7:15:41 PM PST by RetSignman (Townhalls ..."We have seen the Patriots and they are us")
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To: bloodmeridian

I can’t believe all other news on Fox came to a screeching halt for this. Does Shep have a man-crush on Willie?

Colonel, USAFR


25 posted on 02/11/2010 7:29:13 PM PST by jagusafr (Kill the red lizard, Lord! - nod to C.S. Lewis)
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To: potlatch

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Cocaine, Booze, Cheeseburgers, intern-al exams

The stress of Hillary, also bad choice of women in all categories and situations

A brilliant mind? LOL!


26 posted on 02/11/2010 8:46:08 PM PST by devolve ( . . . . . . . . . woodpile alert - "My muslim faith....." - "Kobe" Osama . . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: devolve
Excess in all things destroys a person.

I do think he's smart devolve but it was his ‘charm’ that engaged people. He is basically weak.

Hillary suffered much from him. He was two timing her before they even married. Two people who just did harm to the other.

27 posted on 02/11/2010 8:54:52 PM PST by potlatch (- What a co-inky-stink!)
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To: ClearCase_guy
I'm thinking that putting experimental stuff in an ex-president's heart is one way to say "We don't have any real options. This guy is going."

Yes, how important that one little word, "experimental" is...

Lord Jesus, Thy Will be done.

28 posted on 02/11/2010 8:58:20 PM PST by Judith Anne
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To: potlatch

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Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Teddy Kennedy, Chris Dodd, etc.

All the same jerks


29 posted on 02/11/2010 9:21:23 PM PST by devolve ( . . . . . . . . . woodpile alert - "My muslim faith....." - "Kobe" Osama . . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: devolve

Jerks and worse things.
Heading off, wrote you..


30 posted on 02/11/2010 9:28:39 PM PST by potlatch (- What a co-inky-stink!)
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To: potlatch

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Conning the leftie voters into a perpetual Ponzie Scheme that only benefits the philosopher-kings of Congress


31 posted on 02/11/2010 9:51:31 PM PST by devolve ( . . . . . . . . . woodpile alert - "My muslim faith....." - "Kobe" Osama . . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: cripplecreek

Amen to that. Scary times we’re living in.


32 posted on 02/11/2010 10:21:13 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: devolve

Lol, quite a mouthfull you said!


33 posted on 02/12/2010 1:21:54 PM PST by potlatch (- What a co-inky-stink!)
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To: potlatch

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Accurate and concise I thought

But ACORN and lib special interest and affirmitive action groups grab billions now too - grants, scams, shemes


34 posted on 02/12/2010 2:39:02 PM PST by devolve ( . . . . . . . . . woodpile alert - "My muslim faith....." - "Kobe" Osama . . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: devolve
[Accurate and concise I thought]

I'm sure it is, was just ‘admiring’ some of your flowery phrases!!

35 posted on 02/12/2010 2:47:26 PM PST by potlatch (- What a co-inky-stink!)
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