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DUmmie FUnnies 02-08-10 ("Part 2: I was a CIA operative")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 8, 2010 | DUmmie Jeffersons Ghost, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 02/07/2010 11:40:12 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

Today DUbble-naught spy Jeffersons Ghost continues his amazing tale with this THREAD, "Part 2 (I was a CIA operative)."

Yes, today it's Stupid Bowl II, the Dolts vs. the Sane-nots, Peyote Maddening vs. DU Breeze, in Rad Zone Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying the return of nice weather for my last couple days here in Orange County, is in the [brackets]:

Part 2 (I was a CIA operative)

[Part DU (I was a DUbble-naught spy)]

Over 60% of the people used by the CIA are not directly employed by the agency.

[Over 90% of the people who used to be CIA operatives are not correctly wired.]

Even before WW2, where Radio Free Europe transmitted orders and warnings to the Free French in Paris, mass media was an effective vehicle for messages to intelligence operatives.

["Bonjour, Free French people in Paris! We realize that, since it's before WW2 and the Germans have not yet invaded your land, Radio Free Europe has not even been formed and there is no "Free French" Resistance yet either--well, in spite of all that, we're broadcasting these orders and warnings to you anyway. Call it a test run."]

My professional background is in radio, TV and newspaper.

[I delivered newspapers while listening to the radio. On Sundays the paper would have the TV listings for the week in it, making them heavier to throw.]

I was like a relay point, to some degree. I took information from one source and relayed it to another. I have no idea how these simple phrases, or occasionally single words, were used. I'm sure the Valentines Day commercial that said "Why not send HIM roses." brought about a St. Valentines Day Massacre in some cases.

[In other cases, it brought about a Ben Burch Massage.]

With items like this OP, the primary objective is the discredit the author. If you can't intimidate people into silence, making them look stupid or crazy is a strategy straight out of the beginners playbook.

[It's so obvious, isn't it? These amateurish attempts to make DUbble-naught spy Jeffersons Ghost appear stupid or crazy. . . . Who would fall for it?]

My last OP on this topic was locked.

[Locked and loaded!]

No reason was given by the Moderator. It said "WE" are locking this because of a "consensus."

["Conspiracy" is more like it! "WE" indeed!]

My computer has developed some odd software issues, so I won't be able to respond to subsequent postings as well as I'd like. It's probably a virus.

[DU Flu. . . . Thanx, DUbble-naught spy Jeffersons Ghost. Now let's see if there are any secret messages imbedded in the replies . . .]

I'm sorry.

[This message was a secret code to bring about a Super Bowl Sunday Mockery.]

I'm loving these threads.

[Code for "Free French . . . Fries!"]

Is there a link to part 1?

[This question was asked by Will Pitt. Maybe Wee Willie's next career will be as a DUbble-naught spy. "Pitt. Will Pitt," I can hear him say, tuxedoed, as he asks the bartender for a beer shaken, not stirred. Spied Spyer Pitt can relay secret messages through his truthout essays. No need to encode them--just put them in the last paragraph, and only those who need to know will make it that far.]

Oh man, this is better than "24"

[This is better than "24 business hours"!]

Could you tell me, confidentially, is Project X a hoax?

[No. Meaning, no, I can't tell you.]

If not, do you have any idea when it will be implemented?

[Xmas.]

99.9 questions of this type, I won't be able to answer. I have no idea what "project X" is nor do I have a need to know. Stuff like black-ops projects are performed in a "need to know" environment.

[DUbble-naught spy Jeffersons Ghost does not need to know ANYTHING, as he amply demonstrates.]

black ops payback is a "bear."

[BEWARE THE BEAR!]

If black-ops projects are performed in a need to know environment, and one does not have a need to know, how does one know that there are such projects?

[The fact that you do not know about them--that in itself shows that they are going on. Otherwise you would know about them.]

I think I saw your story on cable...it was The B*llsh*t Channel, right?

[Hee! Hee!]

A thread like this is a good way to identify the trolls. I wonder how many work for the boys and how many are just ignorant. So, the moderators base their decisions on how many trolls attack your thread. That brings up another question.......

[Do the MODERATORS work for "the boys"? Are Skinner, Elad, EarlG really . . . CIA OPERATIVES???]

I'm sorry. I think it's best if I lock this. Please don't post any more of these. Thanks.

[HA! I KNEW it! EarlG locks the thread, fearing exposure, and thus PROVES he really is a SPOOK!]


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To: Charles Henrickson

I used to work in Santa Ana. Go have a burger and fries at Dukes.


41 posted on 02/08/2010 7:11:58 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (If we will not be governed by God, we must be governed by tyrants. -- William Penn)
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To: PJ-Comix; Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco; Choose Ye This Day
Time enough to head off to that Mission San Diego spot where they serve the GIGANTIC Margaritas?

San Diego would have been another hour beyond where we went. But I have been to Old Town San Diego before and enjoyed Mexican food and giant margaritas there.

Today the weather was beautiful, 62 and sunny, and we went tidepooling at Dana Point and then explored Laguna Beach. Had a fun day, my daughter loved it, and that made Dad very happy. Although, we both are pretty wiped out and sore from climbing all over those rocks at Dana Point for an hour-and-a-half!

42 posted on 02/08/2010 10:30:50 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (In Orange County tonight, back to St. Louis tomorrow)
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To: Choose Ye This Day; PJ-Comix
I used to work in Santa Ana. Go have a burger and fries at Dukes.

I'm not sure where Dukes is. We're over by Fairhaven and Yorba. Is it somewhere on Tustin Ave.? We may get a burger on our way to the airport around lunchtime.

Last time we were out here, my daughter had an In-and-Out burger and loved it. Is Dukes better than an In-and-Out?

43 posted on 02/08/2010 10:34:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (In Orange County tonight, back to St. Louis tomorrow)
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To: Choose Ye This Day; PJ-Comix

Okay, I just Googled Duke’s, and apparently there is one up by Prospect and Chapman, which is like three minutes from where we are staying. There’s also an In-N-Out Burger near there too.


44 posted on 02/08/2010 10:44:08 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (In Orange County tonight, back to St. Louis tomorrow)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That sounds about right, I remember it being around Chapman. It’s been years since I’ve been there. I always went there with my coworkers from First American Title in Santa Ana. Great fries.

I never was that impressed with In ‘n’ Out Burgers. They’re OK, but I never understood what all the fuss was about.


45 posted on 02/08/2010 10:59:43 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (If we will not be governed by God, we must be governed by tyrants. -- William Penn)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Today the weather was beautiful, 62 and sunny, and we went tidepooling at Dana Point and then explored Laguna Beach.

With mask & snorkel? That's the way to do it. Also I sort of did that down in Culebra although most of it was really reef diving but a lot of it was in shallow tidepools. A true tidepooler (who has read Euell Gibbons) will carefully get sea urchins out of there, open them with a knife, and eat the eggs. Not as bad as it sounds. Sea urchin eggs are actually quite tasty. Really just another form of caviar and it is served in sushi restaurants as "uni."

46 posted on 02/09/2010 5:38:09 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Last time we were out here, my daughter had an In-and-Out burger and loved it. Is Dukes better than an In-and-Out?

The BEST hamburgers are Tommy's in L.A.. Be sure it is one of the ORIGINAL Tommy's. FUn Fact: I was once eating at a FAKE Tommy's in L.A. when I looked across the street and spotted H.R. Haldeman walking down Wilshire.

47 posted on 02/09/2010 5:40:30 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Although, we both are pretty wiped out and sore from climbing all over those rocks at Dana Point for an hour-and-a-half!

If you are ever a bit north of there, try skin diving in the Kelp beds off Malibu. I remember one August when I dived in those kelp beds EVERY DAY of that month. Spearfishing. LOTS of sea life in or near the kelp beds. I always saw sea otters up close. Also it was kewl to see sea lions swimming below the surface. Small sharks and big manta rays. Best of all was a whale that came close to shore. I swam within about 15 feet of it. We sort of stared at each other for about 5 minutes. Strange experience to look into the intelligent eye of a whale.

48 posted on 02/09/2010 5:44:57 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
The BEST hamburgers are Tommy's in L.A..

The best CHILI burgers are at Tommy's.

Best traditional double cheese burger is still In-N-Out. (Regular traditional burgers, too.)

49 posted on 02/09/2010 5:46:18 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. (Hi Mom.))
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh, shucks. I was hoping for more threads of this nature.


50 posted on 02/09/2010 5:48:59 AM PST by Pinkbell
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To: paulycy

I stand corrected. The best CHILI burgers are Tommy’s.


51 posted on 02/09/2010 5:56:03 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

;0)


52 posted on 02/09/2010 5:58:44 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. (Hi Mom.))
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To: Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; reagan_fanatic; FredZarguna; dead; PJ-Comix
Maybe Wee Willie's next career will be as a DUbble-naught spy. "Pitt. Will Pitt," I can hear him say, tuxedoed. . . .

Here is aspiring DUbble-naught spy Will Pitt with a couple of his "Pitt girls":


53 posted on 02/09/2010 7:20:40 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Leaving Orange County in a few hours, heading back to St. Louis)
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix

frank, what can you tell us about the ex-CIA primitive Jeffersons Ghost? He sounds a little bit like a TomInTib type.


54 posted on 02/09/2010 7:23:00 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Leaving Orange County in a few hours, heading back to St. Louis)
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To: Charles Henrickson
With the bald pate, Pitt (William Pitt...) reminds me more of Odd-Job, which ironically he seems to be continually trying to gain within the Democrat idioterati.
55 posted on 02/09/2010 7:39:17 AM PST by mikrofon (Will shill for work and work for shillings)
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To: mikrofon
Thunderbald?

Blo(viating)feld?

From Russia with Marxism?

Moonbatraker?

56 posted on 02/09/2010 8:22:41 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The DUbble-naught Spy Who Loved Me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon

57 posted on 02/09/2010 5:28:05 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson; Roscoe Karns; PJ-Comix
Of course, JG (not to mention WRP) can only aspire to be as effective as Agent 00-Biden:


58 posted on 02/09/2010 5:41:09 PM PST by mikrofon ("DUmmies Are Forever")
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