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President and AG Disagree on Miranda Rights for Jihadis
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 6 February 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/07/2010 5:00:39 PM PST by John Semmens

President Barack Obama and his Attorney General Eric Holder issued conflicting statements on how captured Islamic terrorists should be treated.

Holder insisted that those like the Christmas day bomber will be handled under existing criminal statutes. This includes advising them of their right to remain silent. “We cannot sacrifice the rights of the accused to the notion that the safety of innocent victims takes precedence,” Holder said. “Saving lives may seem important to some, but preserving our system of jurisprudence has got to be a higher priority.”

On the other hand, President Obama asserted that “the idea that we can treat these people like common criminals is unwarranted. They are warriors who are merely conforming to their religious beliefs. Granted, the belief that one may kill unbelievers seems extreme to many Americans. Nevertheless, we must not allow ourselves to be narrow-minded about this. We must work toward a better understanding of our differences. Tolerance is the high road. It’s the road I am seeking to take in atonement for our country’s past transgressions.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: bravosierra; islam; justice; satire; terror; utterbravosierra; whataload

1 posted on 02/07/2010 5:00:39 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Tolerance is the high road. It’s the road I am seeking to take in atonement for our country’s past transgressions

What are you talking about, oh weasly one?

2 posted on 02/07/2010 5:05:11 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: John Semmens

This will probably happen in the near future.


3 posted on 02/07/2010 5:06:15 PM PST by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! www.FairTaxNation.com)
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To: John Semmens

Sorry A-hole(obama) I won’t tolerate these murderous bastards and I am pretty much incapable of tolerating the assinine mutterings that come from your cakehole.


4 posted on 02/07/2010 5:10:09 PM PST by Anti-Kenyan
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To: John Semmens

Ya, ya, ya. I’m all in favor of giving them chocolate chip muffins in the morning too. “Is there anything else you want sir?”


5 posted on 02/07/2010 5:11:03 PM PST by donhunt (America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.)
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To: John Semmens

They can’t both be wrong BUT...

Holder’s is the actual position of the Obama administration.


6 posted on 02/07/2010 5:11:45 PM PST by ROCKLOBSTER (Deathcare...a solution desperately looking for a problem.)
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Gee the next thing they will offer to the terrorists is 71 Virgins as part of their rights. If the fail they get Paradise and if the succeed they will get it too. Give paradise here on earth as well as in a Muslim paradise (Hell). Such a nice Pissant and AG, rights for terrorists but imprisonment for legal citizens. Change and Hope you can believe in (for a terrorist).


7 posted on 02/07/2010 5:19:45 PM PST by hondact200 (hondact200 No to Socialism - Michigan destroyed by Progressive Liberal Populism)
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Holder is such a light weight. If he were a real man he'd bring KSM to his office, put a gun up to his chin, and blow him away.

Not a jury in America would vote to convict.

8 posted on 02/07/2010 5:19:52 PM PST by muawiyah ("Git Out The Way")
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Holder, what’s up with you and terrorists?
In 1999 you freed 16 terrorists
behind 130 bombings

http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=4307


9 posted on 02/07/2010 5:26:24 PM PST by TribalPrincess2U (demonicRATS ... taxes, pain and slow death. Is this what you want?)
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To: John Semmens

With full credit to you...I knew this was satire when I read the headline!!!


10 posted on 02/07/2010 5:52:14 PM PST by SonOfDarkSkies (Luke 12:34 -- For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.)
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To: John Semmens

Purposeful confusion.

Truth beknown, Jack Squat and Holder agree on how to handle terrorists. If it had not been for the majority of American people in an uproar and what happened in Mass, Jack Squat would be touting how humane and such it is to parade them through our legal system under the rights that we normally give to only US citizens. Bet.


11 posted on 02/07/2010 7:45:36 PM PST by cranked
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