[Redcitizen]

IB4TZ?

[Omedalus]

IB4TZ!

[SpeakLittle_ThinkMuch]

Is that you Howard Stern???

[TheConservativeParty]

ZOT PLEASE !

[bmwcyle]

Tio Al Since Feb 7, 2010

Goodbye

[paulycy]

This is just plain stupid.

Put it out of its misery.

Quick.

[DainBramage]

I love trees

we speak to each other as

the tree blows in the warm wind.

I love trees

then I look as my dog hikes his leg and pees on the tree and I.

I feel part of nature,

one with the oak and the dog piss.

.....Dainbramage Superbowl Sunday 2010.

[Nik Naym]

Yeah, I remember my first beer......

[Little Ray]

I’m sure this is hugh and series. Or sirius. Oh, the huge manatee!

[Jet Jaguar]

You know this guy?

[TheConservativeParty]

Set Beebers on Stune and Fire Away!
Watch out for the Moose That Bit My Sister!

[RightGeek]

Zotted in his own endzone! Two points for the moderators.

[muir_redwoods]

this makes as much sense as anyone in the cabinet

[50mm]

I’ll see your awful poem and raise you this one:

A Tragedy by Theophile Marzials

Death!
Plop.
The barges down in the river flop.
Flop, plop,
Above, beneath.
From the slimy branches the grey drips drop...
To the oozy waters, that lounge and flop...
And my head shrieks - “Stop”
And my heart shrieks - “Die.”...
Ugh! yet I knew - I knew
If a woman is false can a friend by true?
It was only a lie from beginning to end—
My Devil - My “friend.”...
So what do I care,
And my head is empty as air -
I can do,
I can dare
(Plop, plop
The barges flop
Drip, drop.)
I can dare, I can dare!
And let myself all run away with my head
And stop.
Drop
Dead.
Plop, flop,
Plop.

[paulycy]

Dear Admin Moderator,

Right at this moment you are the most wonderful and most highly appreciated person in my life. (It might not last long but I thought I'd let you know...)

IATZ

[dynachrome]

“Uncle Al, the kiddie’s pal”

becomes a crispy critter.

[WakeUpAndVote]

You don’t even let the kitties play anymore.

[humblegunner]

We will at least try to get things in order

(And medicate our mental disorder)

So you can see the borders

(Search Youtube for retard recorders)

It's not going to be easy

(Our production values are cheesy)

And at times you'll feel Queasy

(You live in a place that is sleazy)

We have tears of joy

(We love raw tofu and soy)

You will not treat this world a toy

(Free tickets to Ziegfield and Roy)

And when you pass the torch

(When you pee right off the porch)

I know they'll ace the test

(You're tired, lay down and rest)

Just let them know We did ouir best

(You have failed in your own quest.)

Sit down, junior.

[WakeUpAndVote]

Viking Kitty says.....

[Chode]

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!!