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President Blames Aides for Mispronunciation
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 6 February 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/06/2010 1:48:23 PM PST by John Semmens

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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

Whomever called this satire was mistaken!


21 posted on 02/06/2010 2:04:19 PM PST by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: John Semmens

“How was I to know that the ‘p’ and ‘s’ were supposed to be silent?”

The ‘p’ is silent, just like in psychiatrist, something he evidently needs.


22 posted on 02/06/2010 2:04:51 PM PST by Starboard
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To: John Semmens

I would like to make note that there are no Marine Corps personal in the medical field. The US Marine Corps uses Navy personal for their medical and religious duties. If Mr Obama were to look at the US Marine Corps, he could simply add man to the end of corps.


23 posted on 02/06/2010 2:05:20 PM PST by DirtyDoc (Viet Nam 1967.)
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To: Grams A

Semmens is a slick one.


24 posted on 02/06/2010 2:06:37 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (2010 HOUSE RACES! Help everyone get the goods on their House Rats. See my profile.)
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To: John Semmens

Teleprompter’s fault.


25 posted on 02/06/2010 2:08:40 PM PST by tflabo (Restore the Republic)
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“Obama observed. “How was I to know that the ‘p’ and ‘s’ were supposed to be silent?””

Because you've been to 2 or 3 or more different universities.

Probably took him a couple of years to get past Ebonics.

26 posted on 02/06/2010 2:12:50 PM PST by wolfcreek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd7DGqVSIc)
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To: COBOL2Java

Although I know this is satire, I do suspect that someone was smacked on the head for this and it wasn’t Obama.


27 posted on 02/06/2010 2:20:14 PM PST by sportutegrl (VETO PROOF MAJORITY)
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To: John Semmens

For someone supposedly collage edumacated you think he would be able to put too and too together. What a POS. Oh, wait, that “p” and that “s” were supposed to be silent. Woopsies.


28 posted on 02/06/2010 2:22:03 PM PST by bigheadfred (Be who you are and say what you feel: Those who mind don't matter.Those who matter don't mind.)
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To: John Semmens

It was just a fox paws.


29 posted on 02/06/2010 2:23:05 PM PST by Cyman
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To: John Semmens

Obama’s presidency is a comedy of gaffes (the stupid bows, the flashes of duhness, etc. etc.)...


30 posted on 02/06/2010 2:24:07 PM PST by citizencon
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To: John Semmens

That is because it is above his pay grade!


31 posted on 02/06/2010 2:24:18 PM PST by Armed Civilian ("Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice, moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue.")
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To: John Semmens

that is the negro dialect. will not take responsibility blames others. On Sunday the talk show circuit, It is all Bush’s fault


32 posted on 02/06/2010 2:35:35 PM PST by hondact200 (hondact200 No to Socialism - Michigan destroyed by Progressive Liberal Populism)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

My favorite? Nitally Lions.


33 posted on 02/06/2010 2:38:29 PM PST by CalvaryJohn (What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
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To: John Semmens

This country has been calling it “corpseman” for the last eight years!


34 posted on 02/06/2010 2:47:18 PM PST by 2nd Bn, 11th Mar (The "P" in democrat stands for patriotism)
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This country has been calling it “corpseman” for the last eight years!

No one says Army Corpse of Engineers.
35 posted on 02/06/2010 2:49:20 PM PST by aruanan
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To: John Semmens

BTTT


36 posted on 02/06/2010 2:50:46 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Grams A
Just released


There will be a run on this new "toy of the year" so we wanted to make you aware of it before the shelves are empty - time is of essence!! Get yours now!



Toy of the Year

37 posted on 02/06/2010 2:51:54 PM PST by B-Cause (Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: John Semmens

Oooh, this one was good. I definitely believed the title. LOL! You know it’s true — you know a prompter-typist was probably fired.


38 posted on 02/06/2010 2:56:02 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: B-Cause

lol, love the new toy.


39 posted on 02/06/2010 2:56:20 PM PST by JerseyDvl (The Obama Doctrine in 6 words - Embolden Enemies, Abandon Allies, WEAKEN AMERICA.)
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“I’ve never been in the Navy or Marines,” Obama reminded. “So, I’ve never followed or paid much attention to army jargon.

That's a great line. Maybe I'll forget it's satire.

40 posted on 02/06/2010 2:56:40 PM PST by gitmo (FR vs DU: n4mage vs DUmage)
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