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Snarky Tips for How Obama Could Win Re-election in 2012
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 2/4/2010 | Snarky Basterd

Posted on 02/04/2010 6:13:58 AM PST by bloodmeridian

It’s looking like 2012 will be an uphill battle for pResident Barack Obama. There’s even supposition that his own secretary of state may beat his ass for the nomination; hey, may the best man win. I’m just here to help. Here are my ironclad recommendations that will guarantee that you, Mr. pResident, will win re-election in 2012:

Fire Rahm Emanuel as chief of staff and replace him with Sarah Palin’s Facebook page, since it has far more influence on the country.

Give the 56 percent of Americans who pay all of the income tax in this country tax amnesty through the end of 2012, while taxing all members of Congress and Obama cabinet members (including czars) 450 percent of their net worth over the same time period.

More at the link.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: 2012; obama; reelection; satire

1 posted on 02/04/2010 6:13:58 AM PST by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

Snarky Basterd is hilarious.


2 posted on 02/04/2010 6:25:31 AM PST by Islaminaction
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To: bloodmeridian
Stop the order to close Gitmo and round up George Soros and Andrew Stern and Chris Matthews and Keith Olberman and throw them in a cell with KSM. Have KSM teach them what Muslim men like to do with goats.

This one deserves serious consideration ...

3 posted on 02/04/2010 6:53:12 AM PST by bassmaner (Hey commies: I am a white male, and I am guilty of NOTHING! Sell your 'white guilt' elsewhere.)
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