Someone sent us this link and at first we thought it was an elaborate practical joke. Then, we damn near choked on a rootbeer cupcake, as we just kept laughing at the absurdity, on the meta-level, over this: Liberals at crazy places like DemocraticUnderground are accusing US of teaching all of YOU how to be Eeyores and Trolls to demoralize THEM.
Since February of 2008, our primary mission in life has been to counter the Left’s online presence, and the trolling, concern-trolling, and Eeyore breeding they do against whomever the target du jour is. This is an astroturf operation of college-aged, paid, Internet operatives whose mission is to run psy-ops for the George Soros crowd. They are incredibly effective, too, which is why we have been calling them out for going on two years now.
We coined the term Eeyore during Hillary Clinton’s primary campaign largely because of our own good friend Astrid, who depressed everyone around her because she’d visit sites Liberals infected with concern-trolling, and would then hit her 1,000-strong email list with every single bit of demoralizing, pessimistic, negative reporting she could muster. She’d forward opinion pieces by Tim Russert and Keith Olbermann. She’s transcribe all the propaganda MSNBC was issuing. And she’d try to put little black rainclouds over everyone she knew. But she wanted Hillary Clinton to win the primary nominati0n…and she never understood (and to this day still doesn’t understand) how much damage she (and Eeyores like her) did to the campaign by depressing turnout, convincing people to just give up, and lending credance to what the MSM was saying by personally vouching for them in her forwarded emails.
Eeyores are like computers taken over by a spam server — and start spewing spam out themselves and never realize it. Eeyorism is an infection the Left spreads. We’ve been telling you this for two years.
It’s in full court press in the Massachusetts Senate race. We clearly see Liberals trying to troll and concern troll and Eeyore breed 24/7, but thankfully more and more Moderates and Conservatives are waking up to this garbage. Astrid still falls for it. Too many people still fall for it, but many are waking up and soon we hope this particular astroturfing psy-ops trick won’t work anymore.
It’s just so funny to us that the Left now thinks we’re using their own tactic against them. We will take some credit for spreading the word on what the Left has been up to and revealing their playbook to you. We will continue to do just that until Liberals are destroyed, punished for what they did to the Clintons in 2008, and all of Liberals’ favorite goon squads like ACORN and the SEIU are permanently dismantled.
Payback’s a bitch, yo.
And Liberals are paranoid, and must be really feeling the pressure, because they actually believe we’re teaching all of you to use their own tricks against them.
Maybe that’s what we’re actually doing, without even realizing it.
Can you play eleventh dimensional chess without knowing that’s what you are doing?
For the sake of the country, we hope so.
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We’re just urging Americans to stand up for this country against the Liberal bullies currently in power. It’s homophobic to call any Revolution we’re behind orange, since we’re gay, so it should be pink. And the fact these people are emphasizing color at all is just plain RAAACIST. And homophobic. And because we support Israel, it’s antisemitic, too, even though we’re all lapsed Catholics and protestants.
All we are doing is trying to get Moderates and Conservatives to work together to use the Liberals’ Alinsky Methods playbook against them, to take back this country, boot the Liberals from office, and fix all the damage they have done in this The Golden Age of Hope and Change.
Apparently, that threatens some people.
We need to work harder to threaten even more, because clearly we must be on to something.
Comments:
"I think we should keep an eye on the Clintons…because IMO they are waiting, waiting, waiting, for the right moment. As Obama implodes the Democratic Party they can easily jump in to save it."
Question of the Day: What script are the Trolls and Eeyores reading off today in the Brown vs. Coakley race?
Posted by hillbuzz under Uncategorized | Tags: concern-trolls, Eeyores, Martha Coakley desperate, Massachusetts Senate, Purists, Scott Brown Senate race, What are trolls saying in Senat Race, What trolls say? |[105] Comments
What are the trolls up to today?
Please use this thread to keep track of the script the trolls are using against Scott Brown in Massachusetts, in Liberals’ desperate efforts to keep “The Kennedy Seat” in their hands on Tuesday.
We firmly believe there are emails that go out, or a message board that posts instructions on a daily basis, telling the trolls what to say all across the Internets.
Trolls are people who come to a board, forum, or comment section of an article, and most negative things about a candidate, usually repeating the same attacks over and over again, like they are just cut and pasting prepared, nonsequitor remarks from Word docs.
Concern trolls are people who post the above negative points, but cloaked in things that at first seem supportive of the candidate. They do this for a few reasons, which include getting passed moderation in comments sections — hoping board moderators just read the first sentence of a longish post and approve it, not realizing the remarks were a net-negative and troll attack disguised nominally as a supportive post.
Eeyores are genuine supporters of a candidate who listen to the trolls and concern trolls and become so demoralized that they use the boards and forums as public therapy sessions, venting all their pessimism, and bringing other people down because these narcissists can’t keep their doubts and little black rain clouds to themselves until after the election is over. They don’t realize how much energy they sap from people who are fighting for the candidate to win, because they need to be indulged in their hand-holding, and constantly must be talked down from ledges.
Then, there’s another group of people we are certain is on the DNC payroll, but we haven’t figured out how to place them in the above — really, they could be trolls, concern trolls, and Eeyores all at once. They’re the “purists”, who specifically target any Republican running for office, hoping to push the magic button with conservative voters to get them to stay home on voting day because the Republican candidate, whoever he or she is, “is not conservative enough”. The sick twist to this is that, if you pay attention to political forums, these same purists say EVERY Republican candidate is not conservative enough. NO ONE is conservative enough for these people. They claim Reagan is their hero today, but if Reagan was running for anything today, they would certainly be attacking him for not being conservative enough himself. That’s because, in our opinion, these people are most likely college-age Liberals getting paid to drive down Republican support for a candidate and demoralize conservative voters.
There is a major psy-ops effort underway against Scott Brown’s voters in Massachusetts. If Democrats are sending all of their big guns to the state to campaign for Martha Coakley, don’t you think they’ve also mobilized their troll army as well?
They are doing everything they can to keep Brown voters at home on Tuesday. They know that Brown is going to win if we can keep people motivated and get them to vote next week. So they are spending the next three days working hard to breed Eeyores in Brown supporters’ midst, to make people give up, to get them to surrender.
Here’s something we received today from a reader, noting some of the troll talking points for today that she’s seeing:
the trolls are out in full force making comments in the papers. There is one person ranting about being loyal democrat and saying stupid stuff like calling brown a teabagger.
One of them started off about the Cosmo spread but that went over like a lead balloon. No one is buying these pro-Coakley or pro-Obot comments, especially the crap about “free” healthcare. These twats seem to not understand that it will never be free because taxes are still paying for it…. as for the slinging at doctors…. well…. they are probably greedy union officials… getting high salaries and throwing the mud around.
It looks like, from the above comment, that trolls have either received an email telling them the following, or have their marching orders posted on a Daily Kos or MoveOn.org board somewhere telling them to say, over and over, that:
(1) Scott Brown is a “teabagger”, because Liberals seem to believe this is a vile insult, when most Americans support the Tea Party Rebellion against Socialism.
(2) Scott Brown is a former Cosmo centerfold — as if that is a bad thing in any way, shape or form. We wish he had been a Playgirl model. We’d have hung that up over the mantle in our living room (particularly if the thing was hung itself).
(3) Scott Brown will stop people from having “free healthcare” — and it appears no one is dumb enough to fall for that lie.
Do some critical thinking today.
Look for Troll, Concern Troll, Eeyore, and Purist comments in articles you read or boards you go to and start collecting the common threads that run between them.
Can you add more numbers to the list above, in terms of what talking points are being pushed against Scott Brown today?
This is actually bigger than Brown himself, in that we want you to participate in this exercise so that you can get better and better at smacking down Trolls, Concern Trolls, Eeyores, and Purists in the future. Call them out as Liberal operatives and plants. Make sure they lose all power over the gullible.
Become experts in identifying astroturfing tactics and psy-ops attacks from Liberals.
In the next three days, this stuff is going to get nasty. Psy-ops is the only strategy available to Liberals as a last result in the final days of an election. There will be much pizza ordered, many late nights, and thousands of these trolls coast to coast working hard to affect the Massachusetts Senate race by demoralizing Brown supporters and suppressing his supporters.
Your job is to counter these efforts with common sense and sunlight — the natural enemies of trolls everywhere.
Here is another one Obama ordering troll attacks on talk radio http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2010/01/obama-orders-lemmings-to-troll-talk-radio-for-health-care-disaster.html