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Massachusetts Newspapers Endorse Coakley
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 16 January 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/16/2010 10:09:13 AM PST by John Semmens

Massachusetts’ largest newspaper, the Boston Globe, urged voters to elect Attorney General Martha Coakley (D) to the senate seat vacated by the death of Senator Ted Kennedy last Fall.

The paper characterized the Republican candidate for the seat, state senator Scott Brown, as “an enemy of the Obama Administration and, by inference, an enemy of the hope and change themes of our newly elected President. The challenging times in which we live call for audacity, a quality possessed in great measure by the late Senator Kennedy.”

“While it is true that Attorney General Coakley, unlike like Senator Kennedy, hasn’t had to sacrifice anyone’s life, she has helped subject an innocent man to nearly two decades of imprisonment for a crime he did not commit,” the editors wrote. “This demonstrates a willingness and ability—the audacity, if we may say so—to do a difficult deed in order to attain the power necessary to promote a progressive agenda. Mr. Brown has nothing in his background indicating he would live up to this Kennedy legacy.”

Charles Pierce, writing for the Boston Globe Magazine, sought to remind voters that “the drowning death of Mary Jo Kopechne transformed Senator Kennedy from an irresponsible playboy into a champion for the underclasses. There is no doubt in my mind that Ms. Kopechne would be proud that the sacrifice of her life enabled Senator Kennedy to craft legislation that would have comforted her in her old age, had she lived.”

Cape Cod Today derided Brown as “an anti-candidate.” “We know what he’s against,” the editors wrote. “He’s against wasteful spending. He’s against higher taxes. He’s against the Islamic terrorists. He’s against social control of healthcare. But what is he for?”

“In contrast to Brown’s knee-jerk anti-government approach, Ms. Coakley keeps a more open mind on these same issues,” the editors pointed out. “She’s willing to consider whether deficit spending and high taxes may be needed to alleviate the maldistribution of society’s wealth. She’s willing to contemplate whether the focus on Islamic terrorists is a racist diversion from the much larger threat of right-wing terror from gun-nuts and anti-abortionists. And, perhaps most importantly, especially at this juncture, she stands with President Obama in his bid to wrest control over healthcare from an anarchic status quo and place it under social control.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2010endorsements; audacity; democrats; kennedy; ma2010; satire
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To: John Semmens

The Boston what?


41 posted on 01/16/2010 1:55:27 PM PST by jmaroneps37 (Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
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Oh dang! I’m convinced. Greedy, stupid racist republicans don’t have any ideas of their own, they just want to make the first black president look bad. Go Martha! /sarc


42 posted on 01/16/2010 3:25:01 PM PST by smokingfrog (Don't mess with the mocking bird! - http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
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Thanks John, now the Dems will have to come up with other statements. They read your satires and probably curse you for pre-empting their own screwball statements.


43 posted on 01/16/2010 5:42:35 PM PST by driftless2 (for long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion)
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To: John Semmens
The challenging times in which we live call for audacity, a quality possessed in great measure by the late Senator Kennedy.” “While it is true that Attorney General Coakley, unlike like Senator Kennedy, hasn’t had to sacrifice anyone’s life, she has helped subject an innocent man to nearly two decades of imprisonment for a crime he did not commit,” the editors wrote. “This demonstrates a willingness and ability—the audacity, if we may say so—to do a difficult deed in order to attain the power necessary to promote a progressive agenda

If this "NEWS PAPER" printed this, the editor and the papers employees should be strung up by the neck and the building should be burned to the ground.

This is twisted and sick.

44 posted on 01/16/2010 6:23:50 PM PST by metalurgist (Want your country back? It'll take guns and rope. Marxists won't go without a fight.)
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That’s a real head shaker John. Thanks for the chuckle.


45 posted on 01/16/2010 8:00:15 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
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To: John Semmens

Good to see your satire is as sharp as ever!


46 posted on 01/17/2010 8:26:44 AM PST by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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