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Napolitano Suggests New Homeland Security Measures For Airlines
Elective Decision ^
| 01/04/2010
| Chris Davis
Posted on 01/04/2010 7:54:51 AM PST by writer33
Washington—After the recent failed terror attack, the Department Of Homeland Security and Janet Napolitano have created some new measures for airlines. These measures are designed to help raise the level of public awareness, increase safety for passengers, and reduce the possible risks of another terror attack.
The new procedures include classroom instruction for passengers flying on all international and domestic flights, removal of all underwear before going through security, and printing pamphlets for the proper procedures needed on interrogating fellow passengers. Napolitano claims that this new strategy is a “winner in the war on terror,” and that “the general public needs to step up to the plate when flying the unfriendly skies.”
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; janetnapolitano
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SATIRE
Don't get caught off guard flying the unfriendly skies.
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posted on
01/04/2010 7:54:56 AM PST
by
writer33
To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; ...
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posted on
01/04/2010 7:55:32 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: harpo11; HeadOn; hellinahandcart; Herford Turley; hershey; HighlyOpinionated; Hildy; ...
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posted on
01/04/2010 7:56:33 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Yea...I looked to see if it was Semmens...
To: OldFriend; oldteen; onyx eyes; onyx; PAR35; Patriotic Bostonian; Paulus Invictus; pax_et_bonum; ...
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posted on
01/04/2010 7:57:26 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
So, fling the friendly skies ... au natural! SECDHS Chubacca please don't do that yourself!!!!!
X RATED PHOTO! BEWARE!!!!!
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posted on
01/04/2010 7:58:00 AM PST
by
K-oneTexas
(I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
To: writer33
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posted on
01/04/2010 7:58:35 AM PST
by
nagdt
("speak the truth but leave immediately afterward")
To: Sacajaweau
Not Semmens, but he did one similar to this.
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posted on
01/04/2010 7:58:38 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Lets not give them ideas. lol.
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posted on
01/04/2010 7:59:36 AM PST
by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards,com)
To: writer33
LOL!!
Good Morning Janet! How were your dream last night?
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posted on
01/04/2010 7:59:48 AM PST
by
eeevil conservative
(GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
To: K-oneTexas
Great picture. Two things: Those seatbelts might chafe, and always keep eye contact.
LOL!
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posted on
01/04/2010 7:59:53 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: nagdt
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:00:51 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: eeevil conservative
Glad you enjoyed it, eeevil conservative. Thanks for reading.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:01:47 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
While I realize that this is for laughs. I would add. I feel that if we continue to support the current security system by continuing to fly we are asking to be killed by a terrorist. STOP FLYING until someone in charge takes the threat seriously. Flying to get somewhere is still a luxury we can do without. I will fly when it says, on my ticket, that I have the right to use any means, including firearms, to protect myself and my loved ones in case of a terrorist takeover attempt. So should we all. They say, “But, if we stop flying, the terrorists will have won”. That’s ridiculous. They’ve won when we are herded like cattle to board death missles.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:04:46 AM PST
by
1raider1
To: writer33
Oh, and the barium enemy and colonoscopy before boarding—don’t forget that!
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:06:05 AM PST
by
ottbmare
(I could agree wth you, but then we'd both be wrong.)
To: 1raider1
An understandable position.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:08:52 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Hey Janet Appeasiano, why don’t you carefully monitor their facial reaction(s) when you offer them a big fat greasy pork chop samwich? Or better yet, just ask what type of bread they’d like their sandwich on?
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:09:30 AM PST
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(Voters who thought their ship came in with 0bama are on their own Titanic.)
To: 1raider1
An understandable position. And actually, you got the idea of the satire. The point was that this administration doesn’t take this threat seriously.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:09:36 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Wear your underwear on your head so they can check.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:10:18 AM PST
by
Cheburashka
(It's a _happy_ Russian novel. Everybody still dies, but everybody dies happy.)
To: ottbmare
Good idea. Sign me up for a colonoscopy today. It’ll also help cut healthcare costs. LOL!
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:11:10 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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