Posted on 12/24/2009 7:49:04 AM PST by Alaphiah123
Here's some new terms for some of you, carbon pawprint. or carbon clawprint. Did you know that your pet emits more CO2 than your neighbors SUV? Thats right according to New Zealanders Robert and Brenda Vales new book Time to Eat the Dog youd better stop casting that self-righteous stare at your neighbors as they pull out of their driveways in SUVs to go to work while youre petting Fido on the head.
Why, because youre the greater threat to the planet not the SUV driving neighbor...
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The left eats itself. If only the right knew how to pit them against one another.
Good grief I hate these people
Seems like it would be far more effective to kill greenies and feed them to fido. After all, Fido doesn’t drive or use electricity or most other services.
How about eating pussy? How will that affect CO2?
Cats. I meant cats.
They just don’t get it. They are the most learned.
It is not greenhouse gases. It is sunspots
But, you can’t fix stupid.
My dogs are more than a part of the family. They are well taken care of and well feed so they can be 24 hour Alarm systems.
It’s their job to Alert the family to any activity in front of the house.
They are very good at their job and work even if the power is out.
I will plant a tree to “offset” their destruction of the world.. they can pee on it too
For those that don't get the reference, in War of the Roses, Turner and Douglas are in the middle of a divorce and she insinuates that she made Pâté out of his dog.
Don’t do it! (check sig)
If a dog is bad, a monstrous polar bear is far worse. Someone should ask Al Gore if the (imaginary) die-off of polar bears isn’t a good thing, carbon-wise.
“Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”~Mark Twain
I always told my kids don’t get to attached to the pets some day you might have to eat them.
Totally agree. I have to work with some lefties but I make it strictly business. They do not share my values and therefore are ineligible for friendship. Distance is my friend when it comes to lefties/communists.
Any greenies wanta try to chomp on my doggie are gonna have to eat a lotta lead before they get near my dog.
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