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Kill and Eat Fido reduce Global warming
Creating Orwellian Worldview ^ | 12/24/09 | Alaphiah

Posted on 12/24/2009 7:49:04 AM PST by Alaphiah123

Here's some new terms for some of you, “carbon pawprint.” or “carbon clawprint.” Did you know that your pet emits more CO2 than your neighbors SUV? That’s right according to New Zealanders Robert and Brenda Vale’s new book “Time to Eat the Dog” you’d better stop casting that self-righteous stare at your neighbors as they pull out of their driveways in SUVs to go to work while you’re petting Fido on the head.

Why, because you’re the greater threat to the planet not the SUV driving neighbor...

(Excerpt) Read more at creatingorwellianworld-view-alaphiah.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Politics; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: co2; globalwarming

1 posted on 12/24/2009 7:49:05 AM PST by Alaphiah123
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Related...

http://exposingtheleft.blogspot.com/2009/11/sell-your-suv-and-eat-your-dog.html


2 posted on 12/24/2009 7:54:33 AM PST by traderrob6
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The left eats itself. If only the right knew how to pit them against one another.


3 posted on 12/24/2009 7:56:58 AM PST by junta (S.C.U.M. = State Controlled Unreliable Media)
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Good grief I hate these people


4 posted on 12/24/2009 8:01:15 AM PST by A_Former_Democrat
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Seems like it would be far more effective to kill greenies and feed them to fido. After all, Fido doesn’t drive or use electricity or most other services.


5 posted on 12/24/2009 8:02:18 AM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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These idiots must have really gotten off on the recent made for cable program about how things on earth would change over time if there were no people. I suggest that they show us the way and volunteer for carbon reducing euthanasia for the good of the planet.
6 posted on 12/24/2009 8:02:49 AM PST by The Great RJ ("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher)
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These idiots must have really gotten off on the recent made for cable program about how things on earth would change over time if there were no people. I suggest that they show us the way and volunteer for carbon reducing euthanasia for the good of the planet.
7 posted on 12/24/2009 8:02:59 AM PST by The Great RJ ("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher)
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How about eating pussy? How will that affect CO2?

Cats. I meant cats.


8 posted on 12/24/2009 8:04:06 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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They just don’t get it. They are the most learned.

It is not greenhouse gases. It is sunspots

But, you can’t fix stupid.


9 posted on 12/24/2009 8:18:58 AM PST by Paul Pierett (Paul Pierett)
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A dog is a fine meal.
10 posted on 12/24/2009 8:24:49 AM PST by shooter223 (the government should fear the citizens......not the other way around)
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My dogs are more than a part of the family. They are well taken care of and well feed so they can be 24 hour Alarm systems.

It’s their job to Alert the family to any activity in front of the house.

They are very good at their job and work even if the power is out.


11 posted on 12/24/2009 8:24:58 AM PST by PeteB570 (NRA - Life member and Black Rifle owner)
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I will plant a tree to “offset” their destruction of the world.. they can pee on it too


12 posted on 12/24/2009 8:25:36 AM PST by RnMomof7
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WOOF!!!

For those that don't get the reference, in War of the Roses, Turner and Douglas are in the middle of a divorce and she insinuates that she made Pâté out of his dog.

13 posted on 12/24/2009 8:44:37 AM PST by ravingnutter
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Don’t do it! (check sig)


14 posted on 12/24/2009 8:46:29 AM PST by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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"Could you promise me something? No matter how bad it gets, no matter what happens... don't let them eat my dog."
Tracker Lewis Gates (Tom Berenger) in Last Of The Dogmen.
15 posted on 12/24/2009 9:01:02 AM PST by magslinger (Cry MALAISE! and let slip the dogs of incompetence.)
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If a dog is bad, a monstrous polar bear is far worse. Someone should ask Al Gore if the (imaginary) die-off of polar bears isn’t a good thing, carbon-wise.


16 posted on 12/24/2009 9:21:36 AM PST by hellbender
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“Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”~Mark Twain


17 posted on 12/24/2009 9:22:56 AM PST by popdonnelly (Yes, we disagree - no, we won't shut up - no, we won't quit.)
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To: PeteB570

I always told my kids don’t get to attached to the pets some day you might have to eat them.


18 posted on 12/24/2009 9:23:22 AM PST by riverrunner
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To: A_Former_Democrat

Totally agree. I have to work with some lefties but I make it strictly business. They do not share my values and therefore are ineligible for friendship. Distance is my friend when it comes to lefties/communists.


19 posted on 12/24/2009 9:55:50 AM PST by Tahoe3002
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Any greenies wanta try to chomp on my doggie are gonna have to eat a lotta lead before they get near my dog.


20 posted on 12/24/2009 10:23:11 AM PST by webschooner
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