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To: John Semmens
Jackson said the budgets for each individual will be set using the model for how the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) assesses income taxes. Everyone who now fills out a tax return will be required to also fill out an annual declaration of estimated emissions form, Jackson explained. There will be an instruction bookletlike the one the IRS mails to taxpayersthat emissions filers can use to help them complete the form. OMG, DO NOT give these people any ideas. What we regard as satire will end up being the law of the land under liberals.
2 posted on
12/12/2009 10:49:29 AM PST by
Hardastarboard
(Maureen Dowd is right. I DON'T like our President's color. He's a Red.)
To: John Semmens
In celebration of this new edict, I shall, gleefully and exuberantly, fart an extra two ‘toot’s to ‘global warming’....ALL HAIL THE CO2 MONARCHY!!!!!!
3 posted on
12/12/2009 10:49:56 AM PST by
Gaffer
To: 14erClimb; #1CTYankee; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; A message; abigailsmybaby; ...
To: John Semmens
John, thanks for the ping, but you’re not fooling me this time!
To: John Semmens
I can just see it now. These people will make the East German Stazi look tame.
6 posted on
12/12/2009 10:54:54 AM PST by
rbg81
(DRAIN THE SWAMP!!)
To: John Semmens; Hardastarboard; Gaffer
Recently, MIT researchers prophesied weak ocean mitigation of carbon dioxide (CO2), which is claimed to be the major source of global warming. However, atmospheric CO2 represents less than one particle for 10,000, making finding Waldo in a puzzle more likely. Water vapor that CO2 bonds with (think of carbonated water) is 25 times more plentiful in the atmosphere, and 2.5 million times more plentiful in oceans. When a single hurricane uses enough energy to power Japan for a year, how can weather have minimal influence on CO2 reduction, which also has minimal atmospheric presence? Few scientists have any remianing credibility.
To: John Semmens
You’d think the Republicans would be raising hell about this, but I won’t hold my breath. :)
8 posted on
12/12/2009 10:57:07 AM PST by
theDentist
(fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
To: John Semmens
“Carbon dioxide is the most dangerous pollutant because there are so many sources of emission.
Humans.
9 posted on
12/12/2009 11:00:46 AM PST by
silverleaf
(More folks being invited to the White House for Holiday parties than are being sent to Afghanistan)
To: John Semmens
I know this suppose to be a satire but there are serious proposals directly analgous to what you have written. Someone in power in the UK propoed a CO2 “debit card” that would be swipped everytime you purchased petro or did some other activity that emitted CO2. If you ran out of CO2 credits you would be automatically forced to buy more.
11 posted on
12/12/2009 11:03:54 AM PST by
C19fan
To: John Semmens
Will this plan include green Block Captains?
12 posted on
12/12/2009 11:10:59 AM PST by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Don't eat your dog; eat obnoxious, liberal humans to save the planet!)
To: John Semmens
Funny, but I can easily see them doing it!!
To: John Semmens
Yep, satire that time may turn into historical fact.
School kids! Did dad boff mom more than once last week? Win a free basketball if dad's IRS exertion log fails to match his activities.
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..........Be aware use of basketball may violate your daily CO2 cap, which is punishable by law.
14 posted on
12/12/2009 11:12:23 AM PST by
Navy Patriot
(Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
To: John Semmens
We should make it a crime to open any carbonated beverage and release all of that CO2. We also need to declare war on yeast and try and exterminate them since they produce CO2, bring back prohibition and save the planet.
To: John Semmens
Those who try to cheat by underreporting their emissions will be subject to audits, Jackson reminded. There will also be neighborhood spot checks, as well as a system to reward those who turn in cheating neighbors. Not incidentally, the surveillance system will open up job opportunities and help fight the recession.Yesterday I was reading the federal jobs website and there are a bunch of new positions advertised, doing an "energy use census" nationwide in the Spring.
This may not be satire after all.
To: John Semmens
They will need to change their name from EPA to EGA.
Environmental Gestapo Agency.
The arrogance and thuggery of this administration is really amazing, isn't it?
18 posted on
12/12/2009 11:47:12 AM PST by
smokingfrog
(I'm from TEXAS -- what country are YOU from?)
To: John Semmens
Tyrants.
Enjoy your chains, America.
20 posted on
12/12/2009 12:15:52 PM PST by
skeeter
To: John Semmens
This time you have made me chuckle for a long and “shaking” time.
I wonder how far toward this description we will really be subjected? Now I am not chuckling!
26 posted on
12/12/2009 2:33:59 PM PST by
3D-JOY
To: John Semmens
EPA administrator Lisa Jackson "Mrs. Jackson, I hyperventilate in your general direction."
27 posted on
12/12/2009 3:23:08 PM PST by
budwiesest
(It's that girl from Alaska, again.)
To: John Semmens
:) Good stuff, John. Thanks for satirizing these criminals.
30 posted on
12/12/2009 7:44:17 PM PST by
PGalt
To: John Semmens
Tax my CO2, I’ll give you the methane for free.
31 posted on
12/12/2009 10:10:41 PM PST by
IYAS9YAS
(The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
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