Posted on 12/09/2009 5:16:08 PM PST by bloodmeridian
pResident Obeyme begins another busy day in the Oval Office by firing up his Mac IIci to check the day’s news. His Virginia Slim smolders between drags in a battery-powered ionic smoke-arresting ashtray nearby. [Obama, to himself] “Let’s see what the world has to say today” A list of news topics slowly scroll by in his browser: Climategate scandal widens, casts doubt on “settled science”
pResident Obeyme skips Copenhagen to urge passage of BarryCare
More white sluts announce relationships with Tiger
Obama’s approval ratings leaving marks in toilet bowl
Copenhagen prostitutes to offer free “services” to Globull Warming Conference attendees.
The pResident’s eyes pop wide open at the last item. [Obama] “Rahm! We’re going to Copenhagen after all! Make the plans!”
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