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“Real” News Media to Be Defined by Law
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 5 December 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/06/2009 10:03:03 AM PST by John Semmens

Concerned that “casual” and “irregular” so-called journalists are “confusing” the American people. Senators Diane Feinstein (D-Calif.) and Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) have introduced legislation that attempts to “draw the line between legitimate and illegitimate purveyors of news.”

The legislation, Senate Bill 448, would define a legitimate journalist as a person working as a salaried employee of, or independent contractor for, a recognized publisher or broadcaster of news. Those falling outside this definition would be denied the privileges granted to established news media under freedom of the press.

“The American people need to be protected from being misled by unauthorized sources,” Feinstein declared. “It is so easy and cheap these days for just about anyone to publish whatever pops into his head on the Internet. To help sort things out, we need to establish a distinction between legitimate newspersons and unvetted amateurs. This bill does that.”

As an example of the “unvetted amateurs” she has in mind, the Senator cited the undercover operation conducted by James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles. “Here we have two untrained individuals taking it upon themselves to do a so-called expose´ of an important American institution,” she said. “We can’t allow these kind of individuals to enjoy the same privileges and immunities we would accord to reporters for the New York Times or CBS News. That is a road toward the anarchy of uncontrolled content.”

O’Keefe and Giles posed as pimp and prostitute, respectively, and visited the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) offices seeking advice on how to set up a brothel employing under-age, illegal immigrants. Video recordings of the helpful suggestions offered by numerous ACORN personnel in several different offices in several different states created a scandal last September.

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: bloggers; censorship; dinosaurmedia; lamestream; media; msmdeathwatch; oldmedia; satire
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To: John Semmens
...would define a legitimate journalist as a person working as a salaried employee of, or independent contractor for, a recognized publisher or broadcaster of news. Those falling outside this definition would be denied the privileges granted to established news media under freedom of the press.

Nice. Nice to see they want to finally come out and just say "we'll control your news." The liberal/socialist/fascist 'rats in power now have de-facto control over just about all the "news" in the legacy media - save FOX News (anyone want to take bets on if, or for how long, they are a considered a news agency?). So why shouldn't the fascists just come out and admit it?

Hey, you rat fascists, why don't you save some money on stationary and advertising. Don't bother calling this some catchy name, we all know this is going to end up being called "Truth" anyway. Just call it Pravda, that's all it is.

21 posted on 12/06/2009 10:40:43 AM PST by ThunderSleeps (obama out now! I'll keep my money, my guns, and my freedom - you can keep the change.)
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To: GOPJ

Eff ‘em. Come and get me copper!!


22 posted on 12/06/2009 10:45:01 AM PST by Jim Robinson (Join the TEA Party Rebellion!! God save this great Republic!!)
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To: GOPJ

What part of Congress shall make no law... abridging the right of the people... do they NOT understand?


23 posted on 12/06/2009 10:46:55 AM PST by Jim Robinson (Join the TEA Party Rebellion!! God save this great Republic!!)
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To: ThunderSleeps
SATIRE!!
24 posted on 12/06/2009 10:49:18 AM PST by Lucius Cornelius Sulla (a wild-eyed, exclusionist, birther religio-beast -- Daily Kos)
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To: John Semmens
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

We all know she never read the Constitution, otherwise she would know that Congress can not do that.

By anointing a few members of the press and denying the rest, she would be breaking the Constitution.

25 posted on 12/06/2009 10:49:59 AM PST by capt. norm (Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.)
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To: TribalPrincess2U

This aint america no more....


26 posted on 12/06/2009 10:51:16 AM PST by himno hero
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To: John Semmens

dang... these power drunk rats are getting bolder by the minute.


27 posted on 12/06/2009 10:59:44 AM PST by Ancient Drive (DRINK COFFEE! - Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy!)
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To: John Semmens

At the top of the linked post: “Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News “

Something to keep in mind.


28 posted on 12/06/2009 11:06:13 AM PST by ReignOfError
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To: John Semmens

Kos and HuffPo would definitely be recognized as “legitimate.”

But doesn’t this idiot realize that the “Press” meant anyone with access to a printer back then? Then it got consolidated, and they fear the modern de-consolidation.

This is so incredibly dangerous. The fastest way to circumvent a right is to redefine who it applies to.


29 posted on 12/06/2009 11:12:12 AM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla

A lot of what happens today would probably have been called satire long ago.

Much satire these days basically serves as a warning for what is to come.


30 posted on 12/06/2009 11:13:49 AM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: ReignOfError
At the top of the linked post: “Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News “ Something to keep in mind.

I'm quite sure he noticed it. He wrote it.
31 posted on 12/06/2009 11:15:35 AM PST by LanaTurnerOverdrive ("I've done a few things in my life I'm not proud of, and the things I am proud of are disgusting.")
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To: John Semmens
Licensing journalists is a form of "prior restraint" which is censorship. Censorship by a government agency is precisely why the First Amendment exists and - with the exception of the "clear and present danger" exception - has always been struck down by the courts. (The "clear and present danger" standard was later replaced with the weaker "compelling state interest" standard, but both have been harsh on those who would violate the First Amendment).

The licensing of journalists has always been viewed by the courts as a form of censorship, and has routinely been struck down when it has been tried.

Click here for a brief description of the difference between licensing and "accrediting" journalists.

However, I did find an article that may explain why this is happening again under the current regime.

Licensing journalists seen as a matter of "social justice" by ACORN wannabes.

The article is non too subtle: licensing the likes of Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin will silence them. It reads like a liberal's "wet dream."

32 posted on 12/06/2009 11:21:45 AM PST by Stingray (Stand for the truth or you'll fall for anything.)
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To: John Semmens

—you really reeled ‘em in this morning, John-—


33 posted on 12/06/2009 11:26:27 AM PST by rellimpank (--don't believe anything the MSM tells you about firearms or explosives--NRA Benefactor)
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To: John Semmens

Okay, *this* is satire. But isn’t there a “real” version floating around somewhere, possibly linked to keeping newspapers afloat?


34 posted on 12/06/2009 11:33:11 AM PST by PLMerite (Ride to the sound of the Guns - I'll probably need help.)
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To: rellimpank

Who would’ve known this was satire, given the people in power right now?

Do a search for Mark Lloyd, the FCC’s “Diversity Director.”

Look at the link I posted above from “The Homeless Grapevine” wherein they want to see journalists licensed as a means to silence conservative commentators.

I dare say there’s less than a degree of separation between truth and fiction in this case.


35 posted on 12/06/2009 11:34:00 AM PST by Stingray (Stand for the truth or you'll fall for anything.)
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To: Stingray

“The American people need to be protected from being misled by unauthorized sources,”

Only authorized sources should mislead.


36 posted on 12/06/2009 11:50:28 AM PST by lurking from Pa
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To: TribalPrincess2U

Relax it’s satire.


37 posted on 12/06/2009 12:04:14 PM PST by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Reqiescat in Pace)
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To: John Semmens

Fascist Rats. all of them.

Just TRY to shut us up you damn commies............
and YOU will get the GAG.


38 posted on 12/06/2009 12:06:56 PM PST by o_zarkman44
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To: LanaTurnerOverdrive

It’s the other commenters in the thread I’m less certain of.


39 posted on 12/06/2009 12:21:33 PM PST by ReignOfError
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To: Stingray
--believe me, I agree.

--the " you can't make this stuff up" file is full---

40 posted on 12/06/2009 12:22:00 PM PST by rellimpank (--don't believe anything the MSM tells you about firearms or explosives--NRA Benefactor)
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