More Nobel Peace Prize Winners to be announced soon!

www.daveweinbaum.com ^ | Nov. 5, 2009 | Doug Ross

[nutsonthebus]

Find out who is getting the next Nobel Prize!

[nutsonthebus]

You'll love this one! Second one down under Headliners at www.daveweinbaum.com.

[freedumb2003]

[Joann37]

Good. Maybe I’ll win this time!

[Logic n' Reason]

Nahhh....don't need any announcement. Here's the new list of Nobel Prizes - each worth $1,000,000 to be "awarded" (and remember, ACORN needs the money!)

Prize for Medicine - obammer

Prize for Cooking - obammer

Prize for Traffic Control - obammer

Prize for Making War - obammer

Prize for Literature - obammer

Prize for Chemistry - obammer

Prize for Physics - obammer

Prize for Biology - obammer

Prize for History - obammer

Prize for Sociology - obammer

Prize for Home Ec - obammer

Prize for Sewing - obammer

Prize for Making Babies - obammer

Prize for NOT Making Babies - obammer

Prize for Parenting - obammer

Prize for Unwed Mothers - obammer

Prize for Making Friends with Terrorists - obammer

Prize for Making Friends with Communists - obammer

Prize for Making Friends with Socialists - obammer

and....

Prize for best Swimsuit Edition - Sports Illustrated (well, for pete's sake....he can't win 'em all! Didn't NJ and VA teach him that???)

[TXBubba]

I was caller #7 so it has to be me.

[Lmo56]

Want fries with that ???

[Mister Muggles]

I hear Perez Hilton is getting one due to its pioneering contribution to gender-bent journalism.