Posted on 10/14/2009 8:47:58 PM PDT by bloodmeridian
ST. LOUIS -- Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh today was booted from a group seeking to buy the St. Louis Rams because fabricated Wikiquotes now constitute rock solid evidence on which the MSM can base race card smear campaigns.
Limbaugh, meanwhile, said on his radio show that he'll take his $450 billion personal war chest -- earned exclusively by the increasingly anachronistic expression "sweat of his own brow" -- and launch a bid for the Republican presidential nomination against Democrat pResident Barack Obama in 2012.
"Folks, I don't even know if he plans to run for a second term; I don't even know if he cares. But I assure you, it would be impossible for a man of such hubris, such incredible narcissism, to avoid parking his Cadillac for 4 more years and not make even worse mistakes than he's done during his first year. Folks, I'm here to tell you that, no matter what, ElRusshhhbo is going to put a stop to him, once and for all."
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I wish it were true!
Too bad I’m not a football fan; if I was, I’d boycott it forever!
This smear on Rush was the worst I’ve ever seen, and it’s not even 0bama’s fault!
The NFL is a racist enterprise...
ElRusshhhbo is going to put a stop to him, once and for all
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Step up to bat
PAGING MICHAEL VICK!
PAGING MICHAEL VICK!
PAGING MICHAEL VICK!
PLEASE CALL NFL HEADQUARTERS ...
I didn’t think it was satire when I first read it.
I WISH!
Same here. I only watch the Superbowl commercials. I suppose I could find something else to do that day....wash my hair?
Rush wouldn't run for President (although I'm sure he could win) - it would be way too far below his pay grade :)
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