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Sperm bank offers celebrity look-alike donors
MSNBC.com ^ | 10/12/09 | Michael Inbar

Posted on 10/12/2009 12:13:53 PM PDT by Kartographer

Want to have Ben Affleck’s baby? While that appears to be the exclusive domain of Jennifer Garner, women can now at least give themselves a fighting chance of having a child who looks like a movie star, sports hero or world leader.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Society
KEYWORDS: celebrity; cultofcelebrity; eugenics; hollywoodbastards; ivf; napl; narcisism; ovaries; testtubebabies
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How soon do you thing it will be before they offer a 'Zero' look-a-like?
1 posted on 10/12/2009 12:13:53 PM PDT by Kartographer
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To: Kartographer
Put on Special Force, SEALs, Rangers, etc. in the bank.

We need to breed more warriors...

2 posted on 10/12/2009 12:15:40 PM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: Kartographer

You’ve seen Bozo haven’t you?


3 posted on 10/12/2009 12:16:09 PM PDT by Dem Guard
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To: Kartographer

How long before some lamebrain files suit for child support from Ben Affleck?


4 posted on 10/12/2009 12:16:38 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (Member of AARP - Armed And Really Pi$$ED!)
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To: Kartographer
These look-a-likes?



5 posted on 10/12/2009 12:17:23 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: CholeraJoe

There’s days it’s a blessing I look like Walter Brennan in “To Have and Have Not.”


6 posted on 10/12/2009 12:17:37 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: 2banana

Didn’t the Third Reich have a program like that? Lebensborn?


7 posted on 10/12/2009 12:20:38 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (Member of AARP - Armed And Really Pi$$ED!)
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To: Kartographer
OK, the creepy factor ratchets up right here:

It’s easy for a woman (or a man, in the case of a gay couple exploring having a child through surrogacy) to scroll through the cryobank’s Web site and find a donor who may look like the pinup poster they once had in their bedroom.

8 posted on 10/12/2009 12:21:33 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: 2banana

Does Pee Wee Herman bank here?


9 posted on 10/12/2009 12:21:45 PM PDT by Be_Politically_Erect (All Along The Watchtower.)
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To: Kartographer

Sperm banks and IVF clinics are nothing more than glorified abortion mills where one baby may be born for every five or six that are “conceived” and then washed down the drain and left to die.


10 posted on 10/12/2009 12:21:56 PM PDT by trumandogz (The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
There’s days it’s a blessing I look like Walter Brennan in “To Have and Have Not.”

Ever get bit by a dead bee?

Regards,

11 posted on 10/12/2009 12:25:54 PM PDT by alexander_busek
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To: Kartographer
Wonder if they will background check the look-alike “celebrities” first to screen out all the corrective surgeries like, oh maybe: nose jobs, ear jobs, chin implants, teeth straighting/whitening/implants, hair transplants, liposuction, bicep, pectoral and calf implants, laser hair removal, heck...the list is endless!

I can see it now, hey this kid doesn't look anything like Ben Affleck...he's got buck teeth, dumbo ears, rotten teeth, no butt, hair on his knees and back but none on the top of his head...WTH???!!! Could happen...jus’ sayin’.

12 posted on 10/12/2009 12:28:30 PM PDT by boatbums (Pro-woman, pro-child, pro-life!)
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To: Kartographer; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
Want to have Ben Affleck’s baby?

"Aflack?!!!"

13 posted on 10/12/2009 12:29:58 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Happy Holidays. No, wait. HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY.)
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To: boatbums

By the time their kid gets old enough to start to bearing a physical resemblance to the celebrity, that celebrity could be jumping the shark in a pit of drugs, alcohol, and scandals. Or could be showing signs of wear (being 20 years past their prime).


14 posted on 10/12/2009 12:32:58 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Happy Holidays. No, wait. HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY.)
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To: SERKIT

15 posted on 10/12/2009 12:36:35 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The President has borrowed more money to spend to less effect than anybody on the planet. " Steyn)
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To: SERKIT

16 posted on 10/12/2009 12:36:39 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The President has borrowed more money to spend to less effect than anybody on the planet. " Steyn)
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To: NonValueAdded

ACK!!! That’s not funny!


17 posted on 10/12/2009 1:12:38 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (Navy Mom)
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To: Kartographer

Just think,ladies....your child can look like ME!

18 posted on 10/12/2009 2:37:43 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: La Lydia

That is one of the amazing thing that I found about homosexuals and lesbians. They all have pinups of favorite same sex celebreties in their bedrooms and/or their dens. Weird, just like a little teen’s room.


19 posted on 10/12/2009 2:45:35 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Angry about where our country is going with the current regime at the helm.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Least Likely Scenario: Someone coming in with a picture of Helen Thomas and saying "Make me one of these!"


20 posted on 10/12/2009 5:49:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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