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DUmmie FUnnies 10-09-09 (BREAKING: Obama wins the DUmmie P****d Prize!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| October 9, 2009
| DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
Posted on 10/09/2009 9:40:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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Those wacky Norwegians!
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:42:35 PM PDT
by
Huntress
(Who the hell are you to tell me what's in my best interests?)
To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
To: Charles Henrickson
WHAT FOR? Not being George W. Bush? Being a Democrat in the Presidency? Sorry, that shouldn't be enough to win a Nobel Peace Prize.He completely missed the real reason!!!
It was for being black!!! (seriously, after 11 days in office, what else could it be?)
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:58:20 PM PDT
by
airborne
(The Tree of Liberty must, from time to time, be fed with the blood of tyrants and patriots!)
To: Charles Henrickson
Oooh, he won the PEACE prize? I thought it was the PIECE prize, as Norway gets kinda cold in the winter, and there were those reports that Michael was not pleased and considering sleeping elsewhere, and the Norwegians were getting in line early.
Wow, gee, not sure which is more stupid for the folks in Oslo, least the other option did involve some body heat...
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:58:29 PM PDT
by
kingu
(Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
To: Charles Henrickson
I'm actually very pissed and working my way to saying some pretty harsh things about him. I always knew Hans Brix was a DUmmie.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:59:59 PM PDT
by
VeniVidiVici
(Hey Obama. Where is Osama Bin Laden?)
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:01:15 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: Charles Henrickson
Well, it’s good to see that quite a few DUmmies see this award for the farce that it is.
To: Charles Henrickson
It all makes for anything BUT peace in DUmmieland This phrasing made me laugh, Charles. it reminded me of a promotional voiceover for a 70s sitcom, and I started to imagine DU as an old-style network comedy:
[SKINNER, confidently:] Why, only an idiot would guarantee that a Rove indictment was imminent!
[WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, enter stage left:] Hullo!
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:02:36 PM PDT
by
denydenydeny
("I'm sure this goes against everything you've been taught, but right and wrong do exist"-Dr House)
To: Blue Jays
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:04:16 PM PDT
by
Blue Jays
(Rock Hard, Ride Free)
To: denydenydeny
I saw one of Will Pitt’s books at a remaindered-book sale, going for $1. I didn’t buy it because it seemed overpriced.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:05:11 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: denydenydeny; PJ-Comix; franksolich
I started to imagine DU as an old-style network comedy Yes, that it is! "DUmmieland" is our own private sitcom of the mind! Hijinx ensue!
To: Slings and Arrows
going for $1Are you sure it wasn't a 2 for 1 sale?
To: Charles Henrickson
Can Obama hold the EU president’s seat after Blair? Even though the US isnt a member of the EU? As best as I can tell Blair ignored a popular vote to get the position. Sound familiar? Hell anything is possible. Hopey changey and all that.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:10:53 PM PDT
by
Delacon
("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." H. L. Mencken)
To: Admin Moderator
It’s a small thing, really, Mr. Admin Mod, but when I posted this thread I forgot to put a space in the title between the “10-09-09” and the parenthesis after it. If you would be so kind as to insert a space there, I would appreciate it. Thanx!
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:11:42 PM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Carpenter's rule: Measure twice, cut once.)
To: Roscoe Karns
Are you sure it wasn't a 2 for 1 sale? Nah, that only lasted 24 business hours.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:13:31 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: Charles Henrickson
When I read the news I just wondered if I had somehow gotten up in an alternate universe. . . . [You have just crossed over into . . . The Reality-Based Community®.]
Now, this one really cracked me up.
I can so picture some hapless moonbat waking up sober, and seeing the real world in all it's hard-edged detail, like it's some frightening, and unfamiliar alternate reality. For many of them, I suppose it is.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:14:32 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: Charles Henrickson
The Nobel Committee made two very distinct statements with awarding the Nobel Prize for Peace to Barack Obama.
1. We hated GWB.
2. We have now made the award, and the commettee, irrelevant.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:17:36 PM PDT
by
Pistolshot
(Brevity: Saying a lot, while saying very little.)
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:18:43 PM PDT
by
Budge
(Who will protect us from the protectors?)
To: Pistolshot
“2. We have now made the award, and the commettee, irrelevant.”
It was irrelevant the day it awarded the thing to Yessir You’reaphart.
All this does is signal the trumpeter to start “Taps” - a lot of bleedingheart progs are gonna be ticked at this, not just DUmmies.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:24:13 PM PDT
by
decal
(The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
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