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Obama Awarded Nobel Prize For His Two Big Accomplishments: Jack and Squat
Start Thinking Right ^ | October 9, 2009 | Michael Eden

Posted on 10/09/2009 9:00:26 PM PDT by Michael Eden

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1 posted on 10/09/2009 9:00:26 PM PDT by Michael Eden
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He killed a fly on TV. Why didn’t he negotiate with it? Give back the prize, Obama. Murderer.


2 posted on 10/09/2009 9:03:15 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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I saw that. It was absolutely terrible. I had nightmares for weeks.

He could have compromised with that fly, figured out a way to appease it so that there could be peace in our time. But no. He just squashed it in cold blood, on television, so all its little fly relatives had to watch it happen.


3 posted on 10/09/2009 9:07:30 PM PDT by Michael Eden
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I thought he was nominated right after his inauguration. The award process will conclude with his big walk to accept the money, which I’m sure he will donate to his brother who still lives in a shack in Kenya.


4 posted on 10/09/2009 9:09:54 PM PDT by coconutt2000 (NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
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To: Michael Eden

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5 posted on 10/09/2009 9:10:22 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: coconutt2000

I’ve thought about that brother in his shack. It must suck being him.

As far as liberals are concerned, he poops turds of gold. Everything is just handed to him. Children are taught how to properly worship him in the government schools.

And then there’s this poor Joe sitting in his hut, wondering when his brother, the Man With The Golden Turds, will think about him.


6 posted on 10/09/2009 9:12:50 PM PDT by Michael Eden
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Jan 22: Sworn in again “just to be sure”, but didn’t use Bible.


7 posted on 10/09/2009 9:13:50 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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Well, if I were president of “No, no, no. Not God bless America; God DAMN America!” I probably wouldn’t want to use a Bible either.

I didn’t know about the lack of the Bible. Kindasorta figures, though.


8 posted on 10/09/2009 9:16:24 PM PDT by Michael Eden
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To: Kirkwood

It was probably when he discarded the Bible for the oath of office that the Nobel Prize committee decided he qualified to be in their club.


9 posted on 10/09/2009 9:18:11 PM PDT by Michael Eden
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As impressive as that list is, just imagine how much more impressive his Beer Summit will be when reviewed by the Nobel committee. Shouldn’t he already be a shoo-in for next year’s prize?


10 posted on 10/09/2009 9:21:25 PM PDT by Humbug (hmm mmm mmmm)
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“Skipped church” twice in two weeks. That’s what did it.

By the way, it’s fine to mention jack and squat, but what about diddly. Don’t forget diddly.


11 posted on 10/09/2009 9:24:07 PM PDT by Rocky (OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
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Douche liberals greasing one of their own ...


12 posted on 10/09/2009 9:24:43 PM PDT by ROTB ("By any means necessary"=EvilExcusd "The urge 2 save humanity is [often a ruse] for the urge 2 rule")
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To: Humbug

Your point has a follow-up point: it is amazing how this guy can totally screw the pooch, and then be lauded for the aftermath.

I mean, he stays in a racist, Marxist, un-American church for 23 years - and then he’s worshiped in lavish praise for his speech in which he says he can’t throw his reverend under the bus just before throwing him under the bus.

And then he makes a racist, stupid, indefensible remark about a police officer doing his job and getting a racist tirade for doing it, and then he’s the Beloved One for his “beer summit.”

I literally think now that Iran can build the bomb and nuke an American city (or six), give a speech about how it’s not the time for anger, and be praised for it.


13 posted on 10/09/2009 9:29:59 PM PDT by Michael Eden
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To: Michael Eden

2009 Cy Young Award Winner

14 posted on 10/09/2009 10:27:12 PM PDT by TChad
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You are right, it is amazing. I think part of the explanation is the left have developed such a raw, irrational anger and hatred toward anything conservative that they automatically cling to anyone who the right doesn’t like and then continually attempt to prop up that person (whether or not he is actually deserving of any props) as a way to “stick it” to us.

Of course there is more to it than that. Obama comes along at a time where his ethnicity is a huge plus for him and he knows it and plays it to his advantage at every turn. Conversely there are many whites who deep down feel it is their duty as a sort of reparations to be uncritical of him and shower him with praise in order to relieve the white guilt that has been hammered into them by the media and the educational system for decades now.

And that is where America is falling apart. We are being divided more than ever by race because racial divisions provide such an easy yet powerful political tool. More than that it has allowed the hard left to sneak candidates like Obama into powerful positions when they would otherwise have been rejected as too radical by most Americans. But hey, it’s high time we had a black president (who cares if he’s a closet commie). And it’s high time we had a wise Latina woman on the Supreme Court (who cares whether she is really qualified for it or not).


15 posted on 10/09/2009 10:27:56 PM PDT by Humbug (hmm mmm mmmm)
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To: TChad

“Cy” standing for “Cynthia.” Let’s not forget he throws like a Cynthia.


16 posted on 10/09/2009 11:08:05 PM PDT by Michael Eden
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To: Humbug

I agree with everything you say, Humbug, but would add a religious dimension to it.

Not every conservative is religious. But the conservative worldview itself comes from a religious worldview, specifically the Judeo-Christian worldview.

I have a God, and a heaven. Liberals don’t. So they’ve got to invent these things. Their god is government, and they tend to invest “messiahship” in whoever rules their government utopia. Whereas we don’t put our ultimate stock in government - or even particularly trust it - liberals invest EVERYTHING into their god surrogate. Government and their government messiah - and the utopia they want these to create for them - is very simply all they have.


17 posted on 10/09/2009 11:12:52 PM PDT by Michael Eden
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Jack and Squat ..... I thought that was the names of his two teleprompters?


18 posted on 10/09/2009 11:18:14 PM PDT by Apple Pan Dowdy (... as American as Apple Pie mmm mmm mmm)
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To: Roscoe Karns

“He killed a fly on TV. Why didn’t he negotiate with it?”

And the relatives of that fly should be able to get a lawyer and sue for wrongful death. If he would do to this to the poor humble fly, what would he do to you and me?


19 posted on 10/10/2009 12:40:32 AM PDT by awaken2spirit (When one fornicates with ignorance, the result of that union is chaos.)
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Let’s not forget he throws like a Cynthia.

True, but the judges swooned at his hopey-changeup.

20 posted on 10/10/2009 1:18:42 AM PDT by TChad
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