2009 Cy Young Award Winner
He killed a fly on TV. Why didn’t he negotiate with it? Give back the prize, Obama. Murderer.
I thought he was nominated right after his inauguration. The award process will conclude with his big walk to accept the money, which I’m sure he will donate to his brother who still lives in a shack in Kenya.
Jan 22: Sworn in again “just to be sure”, but didn’t use Bible.
As impressive as that list is, just imagine how much more impressive his Beer Summit will be when reviewed by the Nobel committee. Shouldn’t he already be a shoo-in for next year’s prize?
“Skipped church” twice in two weeks. That’s what did it.
By the way, it’s fine to mention jack and squat, but what about diddly. Don’t forget diddly.
Douche liberals greasing one of their own ...
2009 Cy Young Award Winner
Jack and Squat ..... I thought that was the names of his two teleprompters?