I thought he was nominated right after his inauguration. The award process will conclude with his big walk to accept the money, which I’m sure he will donate to his brother who still lives in a shack in Kenya.
I’ve thought about that brother in his shack. It must suck being him.
As far as liberals are concerned, he poops turds of gold. Everything is just handed to him. Children are taught how to properly worship him in the government schools.
And then there’s this poor Joe sitting in his hut, wondering when his brother, the Man With The Golden Turds, will think about him.
I heard he will donate the money to his favorite charity- The Acorn Defense Fund.