Filmmaker Says Capitalism Has Wrecked His Life

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 3 Oct 2009 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Though he has profited by over $50 million selling his product in the marketplace, left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore contends that capitalism hasn’t done him any good. “If I made all that money, where is it?” Moore asked.

While wags may jibe that there is ample evidence that Moore has put a large portion of his profits into augmenting his personal girth, Moore contended that “a system that allows a person to frivolously spend on items that endanger their health, like America does, victimizes people.”

Moore argued that “a socialist government like Cuba would’ve still let me make movies, but would also have provided the external discipline to save me from my vices. I’d have been able to become a big man politically without being allowed to become a big man physically.”

[jcsjcm]

What an arse!

[taildragger]

Than give your house on "Torch Lake" to the Salvation Army.....

What a Maroon....

[MNJohnnie]

I was hoping you would lance this bloated fraud for his transparent hypocrisy. Well done!

[nomad]

I think thats what the commie creep is complaining about,his big fat arse.

[McBuff]

Can the man not afford a one-way ticket to Cuba and thus, SALVATION?

[driftdiver]

GET IN MY BELLY!!

[joshhiggins]

Anybody but Michael Moore, I’d say this was satire.

[Son House]

Filmmaker Says Communism could improved His Life

[driftdiver]

Would have improved my life too if he lived in Communism. Lets send him to Zimbabwe. I bet he can lose weight there.

[rickmichaels]

“If I made all that money, where is it?”

The cash registers of McDonald's, KFC, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, and Dunkin' Donuts know where it went.

[HiTech RedNeck]

So Mikey please do go on the Cuba diet. Whatever they’re eating in Cuba, be it rice measured by the teaspoon or whatever, you eat that too. Even better, do it in Cuba.

The rest of us American fatsos will have to look to Weight Watchers and the like.

[prettylady]

I hope everyone sees it clearly says, “By John Semmens: Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News”. Satire, get it, satire.

[Keith in Iowa]

The Fat Bastard is welcome to send me a check for the amount of $$ that he feels he shouldn’t have.

[TexasCajun]

Fidel Castro would have kept me from becoming a disgusting pig!

[HiTech RedNeck]

Junk food isn’t THAT expensive. I would challenge Mikey to show us his books. If he’s been generous to ACORN, say, then tell us.

[egannacht]

Manufacturing Dissent remains a watershed film by LIBERAL documentary producers fed up with Michael Moore's lies, self-serving manipulations, and a clinical psychosis to squash all dissent to his ways.