Zero loves the little children
All the children in our schools
Red and yellow, black and white
Future voters in his sight
Zero loves the little children in our schools
Posted on 09/26/2009 5:47:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Zero loves the little children
All the children in our schools
Red and yellow, black and white
Future voters in his sight
Zero loves the little children in our schools
By now you probably have seen the VIDEO of those schoolchildren singing the praises of Barack Obama. And if you have been a follower of the DUmmie FUnnies for any length of time, you would expect two things: 1) The DUmmies would have a nutty thread on it; and 2) We here at DUmmie FUnnies would DUFU it. And since it involves singing, you could also expect: 3) I, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel, would do a parody of it. And you would be right on all counts!
First, the parody--two parodies, actually, since the kids did two songs.
"OK, now everybody, let's sing it together, on the count of three." "Alright! I like dat!" "One, two, three . . ."
MMM, MMM, MM! BARACK OBAMASSIAH
Tune: "Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama" (at 0:33)
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
He said our children we must raise
To trust his name and sing his praise
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
He said he wants to spread the wealth
And now he wants to run our health
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
He said we hate him 'cause he's black
His Marxist plans we thus attack
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
He said we got all wee-weed up
Do not disturb, do not disrupt!
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
No!
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
"OK, now let's do the song, everybody together. One, two, three . . ."
ALL HAIL, GLORIOUS EMPEROR
Tune: "Hello, Mr. President" (at 1:26)
All hail, Glorious Emperor, we come to worship you!
Our school has now become your church, and every desk a pew
All hail, Glorious Emperor, we really think you're great!
Our teachers fill our skulls of mush, it's called "Indoctrinate"
All hail, Glorious Emperor, we praise your holy name!
Our teachers make us wash our hands, and then they wash our brain
All hail, Glorious Emperor, we lift our hands in praise!
Our teachers hope you'll follow through and give them all a raise
So we praise you, Glorious Emperor, there's nothing more to say . . .
If we don't sing this crummy song, they won't give us an "A"!
In-doc-trinate!
In-doc-trinate!
In-doc-trinate!
Now let's see what the DUmmies have to say about all this, in this THREAD, "School Children Sing Praises To Obama." Open your hymnals, then, and follow along. The DUmmie versicles will be in Rubric Red, while the responses of your DUFU liturgist, Charles Henrickson, will be in the [Barackets]:
School Children Sing Praises To Obama. What do you gals and guys think of this?
[It's peachy keen! All hail, Emperor Zero!]
enjoy your stay
[First reply: Prepare for tombstoning!]
i am NOT a freeper and I find it a bit CREEPY. . . . It's something straight out of North Korea.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Who "suggested" that we dredge up this OLD YouTube video? Some BODY sent out talking points?
[It was Jim Thompson.]
Looks like the latest tempest in a teapot, or echo in the chamber...
[. . . or cultism in the classroom.]
What is "CREEPY" about it? You freepers act as if Obama forced the kids to sing. . . .
[He did threaten to kill Barney if they don't sing. (No, the purple dinosaur, silly!)]
I see nothing wrong with it.
(Is that you, Kim Jong-il?]
Kids singing? BFD
[Kids being indoctrinated? BHO]
I'm not fond of it. Primarily because of the deliberate inclusion of his middle name.
[Are you ashamed of "Hussein"? What's wrong with that? Say it loud, say it proud: "Barack HUSSEIN Obama!" Mmm, mmm, mm.]
Plus, we must consider that SEVERAL of same link "concern-type" threads have arisen this morning?
[This place is LOUSY with Concern Trolls!]
Just a wild guess here...you aren't a fan of Dale Carnegie...
[That was yesterday's DUFU: "How to Win Friends and Influence People, and Pepper Spray Them," by Spicy Crow.]
Song being compared to Hitler youth. . . . Hitler youth? These right wingers are @ssholes.
[Dear Leader IS a National Socialist, isn't he?]
Obama is what I would call a hybrid president. . . .
[Part socialist, part fascist.]
He is a political and military leader, but he is also a pop culture phenomenon. He's like the Prime Minister and Princess Diana rolled into one.
[Or like Chance the Gardener and Serena Williams rolled into one.]
it's only natural that school children would feel the effect and be part of the love train.
[The love train runs on the Democratic Underground Railroad.]
You can buy Obama stuff at Disney World and EPCOT!
[I especially like the Odumbo Ears.]
Wal Mart has been selling Obama poster, Obama greeting cards, puzzles, key rings, etc.
[The Obama puzzle is how this clown ever got elected.]
Oh, and some bookstores now have a whole Obama section!
[Obviously in the fiction department.]
I am not a Troll
["I AM A HUMAN BEING!" . . . Thank you, Elephant Man.]
I have not been able to verify a specific school where this was done or that it was a school activity. The latest claim seems to be that it was at a Burlington Township School on June 19. School was out of session by then and the facilities were used by several different organizations. So far, I have identified one dance group that had rehearsals on June 19. A different one had recitals and rehearsals earlier that week and one of their performers has a strong resemblance to the blond kid who seemed to be demonstrating the song and routine at the beginning of the video but who does NOT appear in the rest of it while the kids are singing as a group. Look at the blond kid in the red shirt at 00:11 then go to http://www.home.jaztabal.com/3.html and to Picture 22 "Scrooge, Ignorance and Want" and see if you think it is the same kid.
[MIHOP! We now have . . . Youthers?]
He does appear in it. The thing is, the "gotcha" has to be flipped: You have to think, "Aha, there you are! Gotcha!" If he's not there it makes the video more suspicious and since you think it's suspicious just confirms what you already believe or want to believe. A null result is what your confirmation bias wants, in other words. So to circumvent your confirmation bias you have to go with the opposite assumption and seek to undermine your suspicions. Make sense?
[Clear as mud!]
Is there paranoia among some here? So you noticed?
[Kewpie Doll on the way!]
I watched a video on YouTube showing Michael Jackson alive, getting out of a coroner's van . . .
[Van Jones?]
. . . in an underground parking lot.
[Democratic Underground. We come full circle.]
It MUST BE REAL! It was on YouTube!
[The Reality-Based Community® has trouble accepting reality, in this case, NEA schoolteachers indoctrinating little D'Andre and Makayla.]
Mmm, mmm, PING!
Top Ten!
There are DUers who defended ACORN, sometimes saying they nothing bad on those tapes. lol.
Mmm, mmm, IN!
Mmm, mmm, IN!
Top mmm,mm,mmm 10
BTTT
Top Ten Yet again!
I'll give you the "pop culture phenomenon" due to the curiosity of a "black" appearing individual posing as the President of the United States. Political and military leader? What have you been smoking there bubba?
Not since “We are coming father Abraham 100,000 Strong”, have I heard a song about a president who was still in office. Hmmmmmm? Maybe we’ll get to sing it again?
Thanks Charles. I knew you wouldn’t let us down.
:) Good job.
I’d really like to dig up some lyrics to songs sung by Hitler youth. I suspect they would be eerily familiar to what we’re seeing today.
Exactly the same. Not much you can say when you worship a fascist dicatator.
The flag high! The ranks tightly closed!
SA marches with a calm, firm pace.
Comrades whom Red Front and reaction shot dead
March in spirit within our ranks.
The streets free for the brown battalions,
The streets free for the stormtroop man!
Already millions look with hope to the swastika
The day of freedom and bread is dawning!
Rollcall has sounded for the last time
We are all prepared for the fight!
Soon Hitler flags will flutter over barricades
Our servitude will not last much longer now!
The flag high! The ranks tightly closed!
SA marches with a calm, firm pace.
Comrades whom Red Front and reaction shot dead
March in spirit within our ranks.
“AweMmm, Mmm, Mmsome, Mr. Henrickson!!!”
ROFL Home run!
Denial, thy name is Dummm mmmm mmmmy.
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