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DUmmie FUnnies 09-17-09 (William Rivers Pitt On Obama: "He Blew It")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 17, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/17/2009 4:54:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Remember William Rivers Pitt proclaiming He Parked It about Obama's ObamaCare speech last week? Please toss that down the memory hole. What has inevitably happened with most of Pitt's pompous pronouncements is that he has done a complete 180 as you in this THREAD, "Back to the Health Care Drawing Board." The new operative phrase is "He Blew It" and we will get to the full money quote later in this DUFU edition. However, is anyone here really surprised? One of the things that Pitt is most famous for is his perpetual self-contradiction. Want Pitt to change his mind? Then just wait a minute. And usually it is not just a slight change of opinion. It is a complete 180 shift as in this case. This makes one wonder. Does Pitt even keep track of his own writings such as last week's self sure brief proclamation of "He Parked It." And will Will apologize to the DUmmies he flamed last week? So let us now watch the Pied Piper completely shift directions yet again in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the only thing consistent about Pitt is his utter inconsistency, is in the [barackets]:

Back to the Health Care Drawing Board

[Back to Pitt's "He Parked It" Drawing Board.]

Give some credit to Democratic Sen. Max Baucus of Montana, who unveiled his $774 billion health care reform bill on Wednesday, for being true to his word about wanting to craft a centrist, compromise piece of legislation. That's exactly what he did, and after revealing his bill, that's exactly where Baucus put us: in the middle of the road, right where all the squashed roadkill can be found lying on top of a long, yellow stripe.

[See that squashed roadkill? It is lying in the middle of the road right next to Pitt's credibility.]

It's a nonsense bill, to be blunt, tossed like a hand grenade into a debate already raddled with nonsense as it is. The far right Teabagger brigades want you to believe this reform effort will remake America into a socialist disaster zone where killing grandma is mandatory but insuring undocumented immigrants is only required. Thanks to the unutterably compromised mainstream (read: corporate) media's relentless pursuit of "equal time," each and every one of these shamelessly incorrect and morally bereft accusations have been provided with exactly 100 percent more air time than they deserve. The result has completely polluted the national debate on health care reform.

[The perpetrator of Fitzmas Fraud is lecturing the media on journalistic ethics. Stand by now for a harsh criticism of the one about whom last week's Pitt proclaimed "He Parked It."]

Now comes Baucus and his mixed bag of centrist, half-a-loaf goop, which was brought into being for three sad reasons:

[Try not to drink while reading Reason #1 or risk drenching your computer monitor.]

1) President Obama all but disappeared from the debate over his own health care reform for weeks, which allowed the inmates to take over the asylum. This was a failure on the part of the administration that could have lasting, catastrophic repercussions for the White House

[So much for "He Parked It." No longer operative.]

2) In far too many instances, Democrats in the Senate are made up of what Richard Nixon would have described as "first-rate second-rate men," timorous, still somehow frightened by their GOP cohorts despite the Democrats' dominating majority, and totally unwilling to do anything that might annoy anyone, anywhere, ever, and

[3) ...Too busy laughing at Pitt's complete reversals.]

3) An obsession with making health care reform a bipartisan process, which is the specific genesis of Baucus's bill.

[The Baucus bill is bipartisan. Both Democrats and Republicans hate it but that was the bill being pushed last week by Mr. "He Parked It."]

...No "public option" to balance the playing field and offer real health care alternatives to people who cannot afford insurance under this plan. Not even a "trigger" to activate some form of public option down the line if circumstances warrant. A pile of other important aspects that are critical to creating actual, workable, legitimate health care reform have likewise been excised by Baucus and his yellow-striped legislation proposal.

[The one whom you stabbed in the back predicted that Public Option is DOOMED.]

Why?

[Standby for the money quote!]

Because the president blew it by checking out of the debate he started.

[Pitt just tossed "He Parked It" under the bus.]

Because too many Democrats in the Senate would fold in half if they weren't propped up by aides and staffers due their absolute lack of spine.

[That sounds like Pitt's condition when he leaves Bukowski's: Propped up.]

Because all these Democrats continue to cling to this mind-boggling desire to be bipartisan when it comes to crafting this reform legislation.

[Meanwhile Pitt continues to cling to this mind-boggling desire to be consistent. Pitt continues to go on and on pontificating on a subject about which he is completely ignorant since he once posted a comment that he is completely clueless when it comes to economics. There is also no need to go to the few DUmmie observations since the bulk of the humor has already been provided by Mr. Consistency. Just remember these two Pitt proclamations:]

[Pitt 09-09-09: "He Parked It."
Pitt 09-17-09: "He Blew It."]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; willpitt
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So if I hang around Pitt's wedding a few hours, will I hear him say, "I Don't?"
1 posted on 09/17/2009 4:54:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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IBTP???


2 posted on 09/17/2009 4:56:42 PM PDT by Dooderbutt
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 09/17/2009 4:57:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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TOP 10


4 posted on 09/17/2009 4:59:46 PM PDT by txroadkill ( 9/12/2009 another win for the Gipper!)
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I like these afternoon funnies, I have a chance at top ten.


5 posted on 09/17/2009 5:00:33 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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top ten!


6 posted on 09/17/2009 5:01:09 PM PDT by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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(William Rivers Pitt On Obama: “He Blew It”)

Larry Sinclair contributed to this article


7 posted on 09/17/2009 5:01:15 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat
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Top 5?


8 posted on 09/17/2009 5:03:43 PM PDT by politicalmerc (Washington DC Tea Party? What Tea Party? Who are all these people Michelle....?)
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Pitt has swung over to the “we won and can do anything we like so why don’t we?” category of political neophytes. He’s due for a profound disappointment...again.


9 posted on 09/17/2009 5:03:50 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Typical Illogical liberals. Its all about emotion and feeling. They defer the logic and the facts. Interesting point the very legislation that they are drafting with claims that it will help so many can only come about by making their Saint Obama a LIAR and it will hurt their prized consituencies the most minorities and the poor. Thats how screwed up they are.


10 posted on 09/17/2009 5:05:04 PM PDT by Typical_Whitey (Joe Wilson was speaking truth to power in the Peoples House. I am Joe !)
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top something


11 posted on 09/17/2009 5:05:22 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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...and after revealing his bill, that's exactly where Baucus put us: in the middle of the road, right where all the squashed roadkill can be found lying on top of a long, yellow stripe.

God forbid we ever have "middle of the road" healthcare. It's communism all the way or nothing!

12 posted on 09/17/2009 5:06:48 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Americans! "Behaving badly" since April 19, 1775!)
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Before 10??

Anyway LOL.


13 posted on 09/17/2009 5:07:15 PM PDT by NathanR
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Top ten post by an avian FReeper.


14 posted on 09/17/2009 5:07:38 PM PDT by socal_parrot (I hate to say I told you so, but...)
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The far right Teabagger brigades want you to believe this reform effort will remake America into a socialist disaster zone

Better to be the Teabagger than the Teabagee.

15 posted on 09/17/2009 5:08:16 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Hey Obama. Where is Osama Bin Laden?)
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BTTT


16 posted on 09/17/2009 5:08:53 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (A mob of one.)
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He is still getting married? The poor woman has not escaped from his basement?


17 posted on 09/17/2009 5:09:50 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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If that’s a picture of this ‘Pitt’ fellow, I’ve got to ask - does anyone know when he’s due? And is it a boy or a girl?


18 posted on 09/17/2009 5:10:31 PM PDT by the anti-liberal
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Top 10 business posts!


19 posted on 09/17/2009 5:10:32 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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Because all these Democrats continue to cling to this mind-boggling desire to be bipartisan when it comes to crafting this reform legislation.

This clown is totally clueless if he really believes this. It's not about being "bipartisan" you idiot! It's about power, money and getting re-elected. Not rocket science.

20 posted on 09/17/2009 5:11:18 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Americans! "Behaving badly" since April 19, 1775!)
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