Posted on 09/14/2009 6:49:07 PM PDT by writer33
New York—In a show of dissatisfaction with the reporting from the mainstream media, new Tea Parties are now being formed to march on the headquarters of ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN. Smaller parties are also being formed to march on the New York Times and various papers that misreported the numbers of people showing up in Washington, D.C., Saturday, June 13, 2009.
So, in an act of American solidarity, tens of thousands of protestors and dump trucks will march on each network headquarters building, dumping 500,000 pounds of cow manure in each parking lot. The total manure dumped will equal the total number of people that attended the Tea Party in Washington, D.C.—2 million pounds.
The organization responsible—A.A.I.R. (Americans Against Irresponsible Reporting)—have had enough of the lies and deceit that has permeated the airwaves across the United States of America.
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Perfect picture, Diogenesis. Thanks for posting. I appreciate it.
Fine with that label. No problem at all.
Not Satire... real plans are in the works. No?
I hope real plans are in the works for this kind of Tea Party, except for the manure of course. As fun as it would be.
Rush did mention this today. Marching to the street location of each of the major media and holding the demonstrations there so the media can’t say they knew nothing about it. The next obvious location would be to demonstrate in front of the WH so Gibbs can’t say he was unaware.
This is an ingenious idea. We need to continue to protest the media and demand journalistic ethics.
Yeah, Rush didn’t say dump manure, although it does sound like it might be a good idea. I recall some leftist groups doing something similar, they got permission from the city and had to clean it up as well.
I think Rush’s idea has some merit.
Satire nothing, this is a great idea!
Ooooh, how I wish it would really happen!!
Forward it to Beck, Hannity, Malkin and Coulter. Bet you this thing could go viral within 2 weeks .... and not too long before packages of manure start showing up at those dinosaur media outlets.
Thanks for the laughs.
““Our media has long ago abandoned investigative reporting and gone in the tank for liberals,” claimed Stool. “So on November 26, 2009, we are going to give them what they have been giving us for years…truckloads of crap. “
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sorry to make you weep writer. you knows i loves ya.
BTTT
Actually there's a slight similarity here to whatI was inspired to do at the march Saturday. Years ago in the Reader's Digest there was a cute "cheer" that I liked when I read it. It's the following lyirics sung to the tune "My Country, 'Tis of Thee:"There are no flies on us,I burst out in that song while marching toward the mall, and I have since thought that we should have dedicated that song to the journalists and "liberals" who love to slander us - and sung it with a two-million-voice chorus!
There are no flies on us,
No flies on us.There may be one or two
Great big green flies on you,
There are no flies on us,
No flies on us.
Oh it’s fake?
I bought a few bags of cow manure, now what am I going to do with it?
Rush did mention this yesterday, but I didn't hear it till after downloading his show yesterday. I took it one step further with the satire on manure.
Yes it does.
Rush mentioned this yesterday, and he owns the intellectual property; however, I just took it one step further with the satire on manure.
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