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White (Trash) Power!
The Bitpig Rant ^ | 2009.09.12 | Bitpig [B-Chan]

Posted on 09/12/2009 7:55:44 PM PDT by B-Chan

As a snob, I have little use for the typical NASCAR-watching, foam-hat-wearing, tract-house-dwelling American lump. I find such people to be boorish, clownish, and largely incapable of rational thought.

And the upper crust of the Republican Party feels the same way that I do. They detest the average American.

However, at least I’m not going around pretending to be a friend of the common man. I’m open about my better-than-thou attitude, which is one of the many reasons you will never see me running for any political office. The same can’t be said for the typical GOP “representative”. He or she lies about his or her feelings towards the people who elect them. Republican politicians pretend that they are “just plain folks”, working for the best interests of the average truck-drivin’, bass-fishin’, wage-earnin’ Sam and Susie, when in reality most of them are the same slimeball car dealers, bank managers, and lawyers who make their livings ripping Sam and Susie off.

Attention, Walmart shoppers: if you ever want to have any real political power, you are going to have to quit voting for the Republican Party. You are going to have to elect someone like yourselves — a dumb, snake-handling hick with a smooth line of BS and enough native animal cunning to take the Smart Guys on and win. You need a combination of Larry the Cable Guy and John Dillinger, some guy who drinks Lite beer, has eight kids by six mothers, and can fix a truck while drunk. You need Lester, Leroy, Lonnie, or Bubba up there in Congress.

Of course, if this happens, the Average Joes will just turn the country into a larger version of the trailer parks they all come from, but I’d rather see them ruin things in their smelly, grotesque, all-too-human way than watch America engineered into a gulag by a bunch of pseudo-intellectual affirmative action cases and the hyper-rich cyborg capitalist slime who pull their strings.

Only the raw, unwashed force of White Trash can destroy the two-party structure that runs America. As a card-carrying snob, I exhort the average American to seize the reins of power. Rise from your fetid, piss-reeking, crumb-encrusted living room couches, Walmart shoppers, and smash the state!


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: elitism; politics; republican; silliness; whitetrash
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To: dixiechick2000
You are absolutely vile.

I won't argue with you on that point.

81 posted on 09/13/2009 1:08:10 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan

He’s a guy who has an imagination similiar to yours, B-Chans.


82 posted on 09/13/2009 1:09:54 AM PDT by death2tyrants
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To: B-Chan

Hate, or anger, is written all over your posts.

But, I’m not going to play your game.

You just want to fight someone.

I’m not going to help you in that area.

Nite.


83 posted on 09/13/2009 1:10:06 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 ("This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend somebody!")
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To: death2tyrants

I’ve never heard of “Barney Franks”.


84 posted on 09/13/2009 1:11:23 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: dixiechick2000

Hatred and anger are two entirely different things. Our Lord was often angry, but never hateful.

And I don’t want to fight anyone. All I did was express my opinion. You are free to disagree with it if you wish.

Please note that I neither called you names nor made any personal attack upon you. You did both to me. If there’s been any anger or hatred expressed in this thread, it wasn’t expressed by me.


85 posted on 09/13/2009 1:16:28 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan

I will not note anything like that. You personally attacked me by posting this vile thread.

Don’t you ever...EVER...bring our Lord into anything you do.

You have free will...you do what you do because of that.

You started this thread...anger and hatred are all over it.

You didn’t argue that you are vile, probably because you don’t have a defense against that charge.

You started this thread because you are angry, and you wanted a fight.

I’m not going to engage you anymore.

You are offensive to me.

Good night, and good bye.


86 posted on 09/13/2009 1:32:52 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 ("This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend somebody!")
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To: dixiechick2000

87 posted on 09/13/2009 1:38:02 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan
And you compensate by pointing out just how you're not like them, even though you clearly didn't escape. You keep coming back like a moth to a flame.

You just cain't quit us, can you B-Chan?

Make peace with yourself. Embrace your own inner Bubba. Texas doesn't need any more self-hating, projecting, pretentious mockers, and that's all you're perceived as being, try as you might.

Plenty of them are streaming in from California, so maybe you've at long last found company in your drama queen misery. Watch your state turn purple, as I have mine. Perhaps, then, you'll come around and learn to appreciate the finer points of those people.

Or, perhaps not. You're a fairly hardheaded example, from what I've seen over the past several years here.

88 posted on 09/13/2009 5:30:33 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: B-Chan

The writer was “in” about 1968 - ticky tacky little houses and all - but today? He’s as out of date as a leisure suit - what a yawn of a post.


89 posted on 09/13/2009 6:04:57 AM PDT by GOPJ (Glen Beck needs to show ALL the ACORN tapes. In for a penny - in for a pound...)
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To: Squantos; Travis McGee

PWT Ping! :-)


90 posted on 09/13/2009 6:50:53 AM PDT by hiredhand (Understand the CRA and why we're facing economic collapse - see my about page.)
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To: B-Chan
“You're absolutely 100% correct. Our Lord was the most loving person that ever existed, but He was not a “nice guy”. In Biblical times, calling someone “offspring of vipers” was like calling him an “evil son of a bitch” would be today. Calling a person a “whitewashed tomb” back then was the same as saying someone is “full of shit” is today. Very perceptive!”

Interesting that you recognize this. Not sure where you got everything else but when ever this info got near you, you got it right. It is not really difficult. It becomes academic when one applies the full “tool kit”. All one has to apply is item C-1 of BIBLICAL RESEARCH PRINCIPALS which is:

C-1

“The word or words must be understood in light of their biblical usage, not current, keeping in mind all Orientalisms, Customs, and Mannerisms of the culture from which it came”.

“not a nice guy”?...

A matter of perception don't you think? Because of the truth, “No man can go any further than what he's taught”, what “nice” winds up to be defined as by the observer is based on what is relatively transient, wide open to interpretation. Christ was ALWAYS nice because he spoke the truth. Man's perception of truth is entirely a different matter. Better to allow the “rule book” to again define what is “nice”, agree with it, then go from there.

On a side note:

If the use of the ball bat from the eagle's perch was out of line, then a retraction is warranted. (Me thinks it was warranted) But bottom line, because I hate being on the receiving end of BS and getting its crap results, it is for that same reason I don't dish out BS either. From me you get it straight. I hate lies and liars. Don't care what color, race, religion, or backwards collar they wear.

91 posted on 09/13/2009 9:15:35 AM PDT by PRO 1 (POX on posters who's political bent causes them to refuse to be confused by the FACTS!!!!!!)
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To: PRO 1
"B-Chan’s just the moron type headed for the brick wall."

Christ was not all about the "brick wall". I'm sure you know that. That said, yes there are times when the ball bat of truth hits you on the head. Truth is, I never saw a man come to the light with a ball bat over his head.

This man is grudgingly admitting that the government we have is corrupt and arrogant.

95% sweetness and light, 5% brick wall. Lighten up Francis.

92 posted on 09/13/2009 9:54:30 AM PDT by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......?)
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To: PRO 1

As you no doubt know, the Truth is rarely “nice”.


93 posted on 09/13/2009 1:00:15 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan

WTF?


94 posted on 09/13/2009 5:06:02 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (The way to destroy a countercultural movement is to have white people start liking it.)
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To: B-Chan
As you no doubt know, the Truth is rarely “nice”.

Neither are elistist assholes like yourself.

95 posted on 09/13/2009 5:12:18 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (The way to destroy a countercultural movement is to have white people start liking it.)
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To: Centurion2000

Right you are!


96 posted on 09/13/2009 5:17:55 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan

LOL PRICELESS!!!


97 posted on 09/13/2009 5:20:57 PM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: visualops

Thanks. I’m glad you enjoyed it.


98 posted on 09/13/2009 5:34:23 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: Centurion2000

James Dickey was an outrageous alcoholic and an egomaniac, born to wealth. Haunted by insecurity after a pampered and effeminate youth, Dickey reinvented himself as the child of hillbillies - one of the many lies he told about himself. His North Georgia relatives were actually large landowners, whose past holding included a considerable number of pistachio farms over in Iran.


99 posted on 02/11/2019 6:19:34 PM PST by SamAdams76
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