Posted on 09/12/2009 7:55:44 PM PDT by B-Chan
As a snob, I have little use for the typical NASCAR-watching, foam-hat-wearing, tract-house-dwelling American lump. I find such people to be boorish, clownish, and largely incapable of rational thought.
And the upper crust of the Republican Party feels the same way that I do. They detest the average American.
However, at least I’m not going around pretending to be a friend of the common man. I’m open about my better-than-thou attitude, which is one of the many reasons you will never see me running for any political office. The same can’t be said for the typical GOP “representative”. He or she lies about his or her feelings towards the people who elect them. Republican politicians pretend that they are “just plain folks”, working for the best interests of the average truck-drivin’, bass-fishin’, wage-earnin’ Sam and Susie, when in reality most of them are the same slimeball car dealers, bank managers, and lawyers who make their livings ripping Sam and Susie off.
Attention, Walmart shoppers: if you ever want to have any real political power, you are going to have to quit voting for the Republican Party. You are going to have to elect someone like yourselves — a dumb, snake-handling hick with a smooth line of BS and enough native animal cunning to take the Smart Guys on and win. You need a combination of Larry the Cable Guy and John Dillinger, some guy who drinks Lite beer, has eight kids by six mothers, and can fix a truck while drunk. You need Lester, Leroy, Lonnie, or Bubba up there in Congress.
Of course, if this happens, the Average Joes will just turn the country into a larger version of the trailer parks they all come from, but I’d rather see them ruin things in their smelly, grotesque, all-too-human way than watch America engineered into a gulag by a bunch of pseudo-intellectual affirmative action cases and the hyper-rich cyborg capitalist slime who pull their strings.
Only the raw, unwashed force of White Trash can destroy the two-party structure that runs America. As a card-carrying snob, I exhort the average American to seize the reins of power. Rise from your fetid, piss-reeking, crumb-encrusted living room couches, Walmart shoppers, and smash the state!
Sorry B-Chan. You missed the mark.
You're missing out, pal. You're living in a nation that embraces one of the greatest sports every invented (American football), and you don't watch sports?
their primitive rage
Not primitive. I use high-tech creatine cocktails.
The use of that term might be racist, but it most definitely is classist...and elitist.
I’ve been offended by those folks for a few years, now.
In fact, I’m no longer a Republcan because of that way of thinking.
It’s the way the folks in Washington, D. C. think, though.
Chew on that...
In that time, in that culture, if you called someone a “whited sepulcher” you were saying the equivalent in that age of the most severe curse word you could hear today. Mother F*ker, Ba$tard, A$$ Wipe, Cu*t, take your pick. And from the mouth of Jesus Christ. He ALWAYS did the Father's will, so you can safely place the assumption in there that God told him to say it.
You're absolutely 100% correct. Our Lord was the most loving person that ever existed, but He was not a "nice guy". In Biblical times, calling someone "offspring of vipers" was like calling him an "evil son of a bitch" would be today. Calling a person a "whitewashed tomb" back then was the same as saying someone is "full of shit" is today. Very perceptive!
Is this satire...or not?
Every word of it is my honest opinion.
“He’s a step in the right direction for Walmart Shoppers, though.”
Excuse me!
He’s nothing but a European Christian Democrat!
Why would you think WalMart shoppers would vote for him?
Heck...I would love to be able to shop at WalMart, but my commie city won’t let them build here.
YAY YOU!
However, I think you could have "put" it better...but, that's just me. ;o)
You have a Barney-Franks-like imagination.
I’ve been around WalMart for many years, and don’t agree with you, or your statistics. WalMart helps folks who don’t have much.
I hope I wasn’t wrong in my prior post to you.
Walmart helps four classes of people the most:
1. Owners of Chinese sweatshops
2. The Bentonville Mafia
3. Toothless hillbillies, yokels, and working-class goobers
4. Black gang-bangas frums de hood
It is a plague to everyone else.
I guess you are calling me white trash.
If you tell me your ethnicity, do you think I would call you a name? Deride you?
What have you become?
You have become THEM...those who hate...you’re not one of us...if you ever were.
Who the hell is “Barney Franks”?
I’m going to overlook your classlessness...and your uppitiness...in that post.
You are absolutely vile.
Just stop it.
Why don’t you leave this forum instead of being so insulting.
Sorry...meant to ping you to the above post.
I'm not calling you anything. I don't even know you. For all I know, you're Princess Stephanie of Monaco.
If you tell me your ethnicity, do you think I would call you a name? Deride you?
Even if you did, it wouldn't bother me in the least. Please feel free to do so if it amuses you. (P.S. I'm white.)
What have you become? You have become THEM...those who hate...you’re not one of us...if you ever were.
Hate? Where did I ever say I hated anyone?
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