Posted on 08/26/2009 4:32:58 PM PDT by Cecilia Trent
Dear White Liberal America,
Thank you very, very much. You see us poor helpless inferior blacks, oh forgive me, I must be politically correct, “African Americans”, and you want to help us using your superior intellect. After all, we could not possibly succeed in this racist, homophobic and greedy country without your assistance.
I first met you guys in the 70s when I attended the prestigious Maryland Institute College of Art on a scholarship. A black kid from the ghetto, I found myself amongst white kids from well to do families. I worked a part-time job to cover my books and art supplies. You guys did not have to work.
And yet, I remember many conversations about how you would never bring a child into this “freaking world” and how “freaking screwed up” this “freaking country is”. You told me how “freaking selfish” your “freaking parents” were and how they only cared about “freaking money”. Then, you drove off in your convertible given to you by your “freaking parents” as I stood at the bus stop.
I can not thank you enough for the numerous times you shared your expensive premmo weed with me. While I enjoyed the free weed (of which I've long ceased to indulge) and rebellious chicks, in all honesty, I could not figure out what you were so p-o-ed about.
So, now you former hippie boomers are in total control of government, colleges and public schools, still selling your Utopian message of peace and love. Thanks for getting rid of black dads in the home via your welfare programs. I mean, everyone knows dads are cruel chauvinists who beat and molest their kids.
Oh, and thanks for encouraging schools to accept black kids speaking Ebonics rather than English. It would be racist to expect us simple minded colored folks to learn to speak English correctly. And besides, we don't want our black kids sounding too white. Authentic blacks must sound like the hood, love rap and Kentucky Fried. I would never trust any black that eats “sushi”; which is probably what those traitors, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas eat. If Justice Thomas would have answered his phone with a “What up!” and a heartfelt “A-muri-ka sucks”, the NAACP would have championed him as a true brother faithful to his blackness. Sadly, Rice and “Uncle Thomas” as we call him, chose the character, education and hard work route to success. How disgusting!
Yes, you libs are soooo good to us. I really appreciate “b” actresses like Janeane Garofalo putting that Uncle Tom, RNC Chairman, Michael Steele in his place when she said he suffered from Stockholm Syndrome. How dare he not view himself as a victim of white America. How dare he empower young blacks with the knowledge that they can achieve without liberal intervention. What an ungrateful, well, you know the word I'm thinking. It begins with an “N”.
In closing, you libs, please keep up the good work. With your continued diligence, we minorities and most Americans will not have to work or be responsible for anything. Your president is in the process of confiscating the wealth from those greedy rich white SOBs and redistributing it to us. Right on!
Now, if I can just figure out how to tie my shoes all by myself. But if I can't, I know you libs are there for me. Fighting back tears of overwhelming gratitude, again, I thank you.
Cordially yours, Lloyd Marcus
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Might be funny if it weren’t so true.
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I love you Lloyd!
The weird thing about white liberals who convince themselves that they are not racist because they ‘care’ about the ‘plight’ of ‘minorities’ is that they can’t see that seeing them as disadvantaged in the first place makes them RACIST!
I’m not talking about the people who marched for civil rights, those people truly were disadvantaged. But I’m 37 and the civil rights movement was over before I was born. I never even blinked at going to school with children of every color and it would have seemed strange to not! I am from the south even and while I have seen racism down here, the most racist person I have ever known was a man from New York state. There is a stereotyping that is acceptable in the liberal world and once again, their ‘intent’ is all that is to be admired. Consequences be damned, as long as they feel good about themselves!
Not bad. Target-rich environment, to be sure.
LOL!
You were expecting funny? Why?
Could not agree more.
Obviously a racist Black guy who is a victim of Whitey. Classic!
Pray for America
Oh I've met some white idiots that were racist....but the others I spoke about were totally over the top about it!
Love it. Heard all this on the streets of Indianapolis when I was a kid. Libtards don’t get out much so they can only guess what all this means. Likely too busy complaining about how rough they got it so they can scam some-more.
Excellent article!
Bravo! This makes my day. Sending it off to all on my email list.
Lloyd called into the blogtalk radio show Andrea Shae-King the other night.
He’s a real trip . . . great guy and great sense of humor.
Liberals think they’re on a pedestal but don’t realize they’re standing on the bodies of those they claim to want to help.
Great riff on liberal hypocrisy.
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