[This Just In]

This is all out social war. Leave HBO to the sewer rats.

[ninergold3]

Dear God - is there nothing these sick people won’t do? I guess we should be grateful that he only licked the things... gross

[OpusatFR]

Lick the doorknobs?

I’ll bet the fool got a terrific case of the runs everytime.

Doesn’t the fool know that many people don’t wash their hands after bowel movements?

[Callahan]

It’s not just that he was sick when he licked the doorknobs it’s where his tongue had been the night before.

[This Just In]

Read this quote from this psychotic liberal:

“Naked, feverish and higher than a kite on codeine aspirin, I called the Bauer campaign and volunteered. My plan? Get close enough to Bauer to give him the flu, which, if I am successful, will lay him flat just before the New Hampshire primary.
…
I went from doorknob to doorknob. They were filthy, no doubt, but there wasn’t time to find a rag to spit on. My immune system wasn’t all it should be — I was in the grip of the worst flu I had ever had — but I was on a mission. If for some reason I didn’t manage to get a pen from my mouth to Gary’s hands, I wanted to seed his office with germs, get as many of his people sick as I could, and hopefully one of them would infect the candidate.

So, much as it pains me to confirm a hateful stereotype of gay men — we will put anything in our mouths — I started licking doorknobs. The front door, office doors, even a bathroom door. When that was done, I started in on the staplers, phones and computer keyboards. Then I stood in the kitchen and licked the rims of all the clean coffee cups drying in the rack.”

[ReneeLynn]

Who?

[throwback]

Wow, what can you say? He’ll have a hard time working up any saliva in hell. Of course, I doubt there are any doorknobs to lick there anyway.

[thefactor]

what an idiot. the doorknobs were most likely already dirtier than his mouth by a long shot. you just have to laugh at these people.

i have HBO. i watch Entourage and Hung. and they are now playing Tropic Thunder which i absolutely hilarious.

[Williams]

Most people don’t understand how childish, hateful and self righteous the liberals are.

Don’t you find that in any setting they have to impose their political beliefs? My wife is taking online post grad courses having zero to do w politics and they constantly have to make leftist comments as if there is no other viewpoint.

On business matters, I will be negotiating by email and they’ll add in remarks attacking Sarah Palin though they have no idea of my politics.

They are intloerable and intolerant.

[kcvl]

Savage is known for penning the internationally syndicated relationship and sex advice column Savage Love. Its tone is frank in its discussion of sexuality, often humorous, and frequently hostile to social conservatives, as in the Santorum controversy. Savage, who is openly gay, has often been the subject of controversy regarding some of his opinions that pointedly clash with both those of traditional conservatives and those put forth by what Savage has been known to call the "gay establishment". He has also worked as a theater director, both under his real name and under the name Keenan Hollahan

[kcvl]

Those Were The Days

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Aug 25, 2009 at 8:44 AM

Remember when you could get arrested for wearing a -shirt that insulted the president? Times have changed. Now you can threaten the president’s life in front of a sitting U.S. Senator. Good times. Hey, you can even pray for the president’s death from the pulpit...

They’re trying to get him killed. Let’s pause to contemplate the rioting that ensue if they succeed in getting the president killed.

[SES1066]

I was offered HBO and Showtime as a come-on for TV Service. I took the service but ordered these channels off. The stunned salesperson told me that they were FREE and all I had to do is to ‘opt out’ at the end of the trial period. I told that person that I wasn’t into porn or even intellectual porn and ‘no thanks’. 2 months later I happened to be channel flipping and found HBO still playing and when I called again was informed that it was ‘Customer Ordered’ and I was going to be billed for it! It took a bounce-up to the supervisor’s manager before the TV provider would agree to canceling the service. It is 5 months to the end of my contract with these bozos, I WON’T be renewing!

[parsifal]

Amazing what passes for a “star” anymore. This guy sounds like he is full of rage, and he will probably end up stabbing a lover, or getting AIDS from an unprotected romp in some men’s room or rest stop.

parsy, who says his co-stars should be careful what they eat or drink on the set.

[cubreporter]

Hey, it’s his tongue and doorknob. Hope he doesn’t get anything cause he’ll have to stand in line to get medical attention. Some people are just plain STUPID.

[frogjerk]

Stop Funding HBO thru your subscriptions. It will die.

[Vision]

If they’re doing this, we’re winning big.

[McGruff]

I stopped watching HBO decades ago when they stopped playing box office movies.

[nutmeg]

read later

[jessduntno]

Where were the Baur Mods?

[mysterio]

I wonder if that’s illegal. Somebody who purposefully spreads flu in this manner should be jailed.

[y6162]

No more Sopranos. True Blood..ho hum...

Time to switch to Showtime.