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To: This Just In

Read this quote from this psychotic liberal:

“Naked, feverish and higher than a kite on codeine aspirin, I called the Bauer campaign and volunteered. My plan? Get close enough to Bauer to give him the flu, which, if I am successful, will lay him flat just before the New Hampshire primary.

I went from doorknob to doorknob. They were filthy, no doubt, but there wasn’t time to find a rag to spit on. My immune system wasn’t all it should be — I was in the grip of the worst flu I had ever had — but I was on a mission. If for some reason I didn’t manage to get a pen from my mouth to Gary’s hands, I wanted to seed his office with germs, get as many of his people sick as I could, and hopefully one of them would infect the candidate.

So, much as it pains me to confirm a hateful stereotype of gay men — we will put anything in our mouths — I started licking doorknobs. The front door, office doors, even a bathroom door. When that was done, I started in on the staplers, phones and computer keyboards. Then I stood in the kitchen and licked the rims of all the clean coffee cups drying in the rack.”


5 posted on 08/25/2009 9:15:00 AM PDT by This Just In
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To: This Just In

Doesn’t this qualify as a form of assault?


10 posted on 08/25/2009 9:18:41 AM PDT by BlueNgold (Have we crossed the line from Govt. in righteous fear of the People - to a People in fear of Govt??)
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To: humblegunner

“Naked, feverish and higher than a kite stereotype of gay men — we will put anything in our mouths.........

Relevant to your interests ping.


24 posted on 08/25/2009 9:35:55 AM PDT by Eaker (If you have a problem and If explosives are an option then explosives are THE answer.)
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To: This Just In

“So, much as it pains me to confirm a hateful stereotype of gay men — we will put anything in our mouths — I started licking doorknobs.”

Surprise, surprise..


34 posted on 08/25/2009 9:48:03 AM PDT by jessduntno (Privatization + Inter-State Sales + Individual Policies + Tort Reform = Healthcare Reform)
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To: This Just In
In a 2007 decision by the Ninth US Circuit Court of Appeal on a Texas case, intentionally spitting on someone is "an offensive touching that rises to the level of simple assault,” that can be punished by up to six months in prison.

I don't see where this is any different, and he has confessed...book 'em Danno...

35 posted on 08/25/2009 9:57:58 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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Those actions are....well...actionable.
36 posted on 08/25/2009 9:58:24 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Hope requires the contender, who sees no virtue in surrender.)
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