Posted on 08/23/2009 1:34:21 PM PDT by curth
As a black man, I love it when ignorant white women like Janeane Garofalo speak for all blacks. Its thrilling to me that Janeane would take time out of her busy Hollyweird life to protect me and my peeps the downtrodden, the oppressed the lowly Negro.
For her efforts, I thank Garofalo, and anoint her Janeane Garofalo: White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro. Who better than she to offer such protection? Garofalo, after all is an American hero! And I bet you were wondering who could possibly replace the likes of Barbara Streisand or Susan Sarandon Madonna?
Garofalo is so in touch with the black condition, that she is uniquely qualified to assess and understand my peoples condition. Her intimate knowledge of blacks allows her to interpret how blacks think, and then translate black-think for the rest of America. Cuz Lawd knows, we kaints do dis for ourselfs.
One source of Garofalos insights into the black community, ergo the black condition is no doubt from Hollywood, as she is a product of that culture. Garofalo probably has in her movie collection films like Cleopatra Jones, the black heroine who is oppressed by the man.
What White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro collection would be complete without Superfly. Talk about learning how to stick it to the man, Superfly is the boilerplate, dare I say the White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro roadmap on how to stick it to the man. Further, Ron ONeal, the actor who played Superfly, the black protagonist of the movie could easily be the predecessor for our first half-black president. Who can argue that Obama is indeed sticking it to the white man?
The irony of Garofalos comments is that they point directly at her own racist party: The Democrats!
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Oh my! SLAP! She deserves it. For all of her mindless prattle.
Hippy scumbag that’s in her 40s but wants to pretend she’s still 22.
Her IQ hits 22?
And that’s after spending a night at a Holiday Inn Express!
Where was her OUTRAGE when the WHITE Union THUG Kicked that black man while calling him N*****???
But then, as an American INDIAN/white, everytime I’ve been called RACIST was ALWAYS by a WHITE person, and 75% of them Liberal WOMEN.. who had better mustaches than I DO.
May GOD have mercy on us all!!
Will 24 please arrest her as a traitor and have a true life public hanging?? Sorry Janeanne it was suppose to be stunt gallows
Obviously this author is a racist who hates the idea that there is a black man in the White House! The SS will be watching out for him as they protect HolyO from such racism!!
/sarc
he’s cute.
..and not always on their upper lip
This is the color of my children's skin. "Pele Moreno"...I guess if I'm a damnable democrat racist then Christmas and the rest of the holidays are going to be a bit uncomfortable. I'm sick of being accused of being a racist. I just don't need these nationalizing socialists and their projections of racism on my case any more.
And to all you racist democrats out there, I am teaching my son to shoot straight and sure. Leave my family alone. Keep your damned racist attitudes to yourself or answer to a higher authority.
pwn3d! Excellent!
Hunky
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