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DUmmie FUnnies 07-28-09 (Obama tells Gates, cop: "Stay thirsty, my friends")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 28, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 07/28/2009 4:10:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: mikrofon

He looks like a Stupor Hero.


41 posted on 07/28/2009 7:53:06 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: jakerobins

That whole bit of his (whiskey, beer, donughts, and coffee) is one of my all time favourites.


42 posted on 07/28/2009 8:14:22 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Miss Marple

I agree with you entirely.

I don’t know much about this Crowley guy but my guess is that he is a professional who likes his gig. Now obamination is going to ruin it for him and for that the O’Bumbler needs to be kicked where it would hurt if he were a man.


43 posted on 07/28/2009 8:33:05 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: mikrofon

LOL! I liked your Obama Beer Googles pic so much that I think I am going to steal it for an upcoming humor column.


44 posted on 07/29/2009 4:12:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“’White House spokesman Robert Gibbs promised Budweiser, the all-American king of beers.’ I am aghast and shaken to the core.”

Clearly this administration needs a beer czar! Sam Adams should have been the beer of choice.


45 posted on 07/29/2009 5:08:49 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Obama IS brilliant!

Obummer is about as brilliant as a compact flourescent light bulb.


The Symbolism is thick.

The BS will be thicker and deep. Hip boots required.


I'd rather they smoked a doob.

[Barry might have flashbacks.]

Cheech and Chong #3.


So - honestly, you would turn down Beer with Obama?

I'd rather watch grass grow than have a beer with odumber.


The great lesson: "When in doubt, have a drink!" Something I try to practice on a daily basis.

[Will Pitt wants a job with the administration as Undersecretary of Beer.]

"When in doubt, have a drink! It's after 5 o'clock somewhere in the world."

46 posted on 07/29/2009 5:20:42 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: isthisnickcool; absolootezer0

“””What kid of beer to homos drink?”””

Hey Abs, care to answer that? I forgot the name of the tree bark squeezins you drink.


47 posted on 07/29/2009 6:05:08 AM PDT by envisio (95% of blacks voted for Hussein, but the whites are told to get past skin color.)
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To: alarm rider; stump56; bcsco; PJ-Comix; kimmie7; MissDairyGoodnessVT; Paul Heinzman; ...
Bourbon ping!


48 posted on 07/29/2009 6:06:08 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Palin shrugged.)
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To: Miss Marple

I’ve been wondering. Opossum says this is a “teachable event”. Crowley was hand-picked to teach anti-profiling classes.

Will Crowley then be able to teach Gates how not to profile white cops? Will he teach Obama to not spout-off personal prejudices against the police?

How will Crowley react when Gates and Opossum try to teach him about a subject matter in which he is more well versed than they?


49 posted on 07/29/2009 6:10:22 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Palin shrugged.)
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To: CSM

Anheuser Busch is Belgian owned I believe.


50 posted on 07/29/2009 6:15:01 AM PDT by wordsofearnest (Job 19:25 As for me, I know my Redeemer lives.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; Charles Henrickson

I’ll toast you on that Maker’s Mark. But it’ll have to be with Woodford Reserve or a Wild Turkey 101. That’s all I have in the cabinet right now...


51 posted on 07/29/2009 6:21:45 AM PDT by bcsco (When Obama mentioned shovel ready jobs, I never thought he might be thinking of graves.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Alcohol, two angry black dudes, and a police man.

Yeah, this can only end well...


52 posted on 07/29/2009 6:25:03 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (It takes a viking to raze a village!)
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To: wordsofearnest

I believe that you are correct.


53 posted on 07/29/2009 6:25:58 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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To: LongElegantLegs

You owe me a new keyboard and monitor. I just spit my coffee all over mine....

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it this morning.


54 posted on 07/29/2009 6:31:42 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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To: Califreak; bcsco; Charles Henrickson

I was thinking that Opossum should have some Goose Island flown in.

The 312 Wheat is very good and the IPA is one of my favorites.

I’m currently working my way through a selection of New Glarus brews after my weekend trip behind the cheddar curtain. Love that Spotted Cow.


55 posted on 07/29/2009 6:33:14 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Palin shrugged.)
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To: CSM

56 posted on 07/29/2009 6:36:25 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (It takes a viking to raze a village!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks, be my guest!


57 posted on 07/29/2009 6:37:37 AM PDT by mikrofon (Ich bin ein Bierlieber)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Did you happen to stop at the New Glarus hotel? They have a pretty good German menu. And the meat market out on the main highway had some pretty good sausage. We enjoy going up there.


58 posted on 07/29/2009 6:38:22 AM PDT by bcsco (When Obama mentioned shovel ready jobs, I never thought he might be thinking of graves.)
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To: bcsco

Got some snausage in the freezer. All bratwurst. My German MIL and wife prefer it over Johnsonville. I’m ambivalent. The J’ville ones are a bit spicier and have a coarser texture.

We had dinner across the street at the Glaren Stube. Good Swiss menu.


59 posted on 07/29/2009 6:44:34 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Palin shrugged.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Why is my mouth watering all of a sudden?


60 posted on 07/29/2009 7:01:45 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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