Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

DUmmie FUnnies 07-21-09 (QAHCAA Panic Attack In KOmmieland)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 21, 2009 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/21/2009 5:04:07 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Interesting. Rush was a big reason why Health Care Scam I was derailed in 1994 and it looks like he will be repeating the performance (aided by the Internet this time) this year. The more people that learn about the Obama QAHCAA (Quality, Affordable Health Coverage for All Americans---official title) plan, the more the opposition grows. Therefore time is NOT on their side which is why the KOmmies are now in a state of panic as you can see in this THREAD, "This is THEIR Waterloo...in the Class War." So let us now watch the KOmmies watch their plan sink beneath the Water-loo in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, also now wearing the hat of humor columnist at the Canada Free Press, is in the [barackets]:

"Breaking," This is THEIR Waterloo...in the Class War

[And this is what QAHCAA is all about to the KOmmies---class war.]

If we're able to stop Obama on this, it will be his Waterloo. It will break him."

[And it will be OUR victory party.]

Yeah, that is true. IF you the Republicans and Blue Dogs and the Insurance and Big Pharma Industries are indeed able to stop Obama from giving the 75% of Americans what they want and desperately need... It will break him. Just as it broke Clinton and forced him in to the middle to please republicans....who then paid him back for compromising by impeaching him. This IS Obama's issue. If he loses, if WE lose, Health Care it will damage his Presidency and the rest of his agenda severely, just as it did with Clinton. But, um......what if he, what if WE, win? They are throwing absolutely everything they have onto the battlefield to stop Health Care.

[It sure didn't help when the Senate accurately gave it the acronym of QAHCAA. The rest of this KOmmie's rant is the typical KOmmie class war routine so let us skip over it to the reaction from the rest of the KOmmies...]

Silver bullets and wooden stakes. Those bastards aren't human.

[Attack of the Zombie Republicans!!!]

The enemy in this war is artificial person -- the alien life form known as corporations. This is an undeclared war of one cancerous, anomalous life form (corporations) against all other living things, including the planet Gaia itself. Which issue can you find in which the corporations -- mega-banks, insurance, pharmaceuticals, the military-industrial complex, media giants, energy giants, polluters, strip miners, ad infinitum -- are not the enemy? This is the underlying truth of all Progressive causes -- the enemy is the corporation, artificial life. It is devouring all that we love and hold dear. We are engaged in The War of the Worlds, like it or not. And the government is a tool of the enemy. But this alien life form cannot live outside the petri dish of government subsidies. This slime feeds on our blood, and we need to remove the food source. De-privatizing is the right and only way.

[It sounds like you are engaged in the War of the Weirds.]

Why not single payer? you know -its our only shot at REAL affordability and universality.. why are they blowing it? Why the lies?

[But...but how could the Blessed Barack lie?]

I called Evan Bayh yesterday. I gave them an earful. That he needed to stop his foot dragging and show some leadership, was he a Democrat or not???? Call Evan Bayh. I told him we dems were watching all the dems and how they vote. The person I talked to listened, really listened. Call, call, call. Didn't hurt to say I was a contributor to Act Blue, which I am. or to tell a personal story, which I did.

[You just picked up the phone and got Evan Bayh on the other end? Riiiiiight.]

F*cking Blue Dogs! They'd rather continue to pocket healthcare lobbyist cash than pass a good healthcare bill and retain a strong Dem majority in congress in 2010. I am soooo f*cking pissed!

[Want a hankie?]

They don't have troops on the ground. WE have troops on the ground and I'm one of them. Going to an Obama healthcare meeting on Thursday w/ a field organizer and other canvassers. WE ARE the troops on the grounds. They have their corporations and their money and their scare tactics. The troops on the ground (US) helped win the election and we can help win this, too! Let's do it!

[I'll give you some tin soldiers you can play with in the sandbox]

Obama has POWER. He doesn't have to beat his chest and talk about how much political capital he has, or how he's got some kind of mandate to do whatever. He just has to say he won't campaign for you, or worse, that he's going to support your opponent, or even worse, that he's going to find somebody to primary you and ask all his backers (that's US) to support them. My bet is that's what's going on now, with those in the Congress who are hesitant to get on board with health reform.

[Obama is empowered by his teleprompter.]

This is a battle we can and will win! We won't be intimidated this time!

[Declared Deputy Dawg.]

I think the fate of the entire progressive agenda is at stake here. Too many "reforms" have been bogus or half-assed. I say we march on DC for a veto if he tries to pass another bait and switch off.

[Forward MARCH!!!]

Obama must be our Iron Duke and Marshall Blucher combined..and toss in Richard Sharpe of "Sharpe's Waterloo" (B Cornwell) and Horatio Hornblower to boot. We can break them here, on this ground.

[Obama will be more like your Burnside and Hooker.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; healthcare; kommies; qahcaa
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-49 last
To: TheGeezer

“DU loons apparently believe”

Nuff said.

If the loons truly do believe that, then why would they need provisions to FORCE compliance? If forced compliance is part of the bill, then they are admitting that they don’t believe their own BS.


41 posted on 07/22/2009 10:58:42 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 40 | View Replies]

To: Arrowhead1952

I’ll email you my address so you can send me all that “worthless” money which is cluttering up your house. Helping people in distress is what I do bess.


42 posted on 07/22/2009 1:11:48 PM PDT by arrogantsob
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Xenalyte; KJC1; Purrcival

Update on the sensitive lad, the piano-playing primitive.

Link on next comment, below.


43 posted on 07/23/2009 1:30:38 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 38 | View Replies]

To: franksolich; Roscoe Karns; bcsco

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31285.0.html


44 posted on 07/23/2009 1:31:35 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 43 | View Replies]

To: franksolich

The 1/3 figure for health care deductions has to be a grossly exaggerated figure, or the guy is working for peanuts and has health benefits offered and he’s opted for them. It could well be that the benefits package has levels with a set deduction for each level. Based on the level he opted for, and his low wage, the percent of the deduction may be high.

You state he’s recently married with a child on the way. Though working for a low wage, this could be why he’s opted for the health plan; to cover the cost of the birth.

But, even so, he’s not thinking straight. One has to look at the whole package, both features and copay, to determine the value of the insurance expense. I doubt this is anywhere near his line of reason.


45 posted on 07/23/2009 1:47:50 PM PDT by bcsco (When Obama mentioned shovel ready jobs, I never thought he might be thinking of graves.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies]

To: bcsco

I suspect he’s lying, bcsco.

It’s like Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, the “Horse with no Name” primitive, once alleging that her medical insurance cost her $500 per month, which was 25% of her monthly pay.

That would make her monthly pay circa $2,000, or $24,000 a year.

Ms. Ed alleges to be a registered nurse, and alleges to work much overtime.

One of those two comments is a lie; either Ms. Ed is a keyboardist, not a registered nurse, in a hospital making $24,000 a year, or Ms. Ed is a registered nurse making considerably more than $24,000 a year.

Lying comes as naturally to primitives as passing gas comes to the Bostonian Drunkard.


46 posted on 07/23/2009 3:47:36 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 45 | View Replies]

To: Miss Marple
I remember Sharpe saying he was a Monarchist...He was a freeking soldier, albeit a fictional one, and he got his commission in King Georges army, so he professed support for the Monarchy. Although he also said he fought for his friends first & foremost....
And yes, I read all of the books, along with a lot of what Bernard wrote
47 posted on 07/23/2009 5:42:21 PM PDT by 45semi ("Islam has bloody borders" - Samuel Huntington)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: franksolich
I suspect he’s lying, bcsco.

That could very well be. What made me wonder was the remark about the pregnancy. Until that, I also felt the same as you.

Have a good night, Frank. I'm an early one to sign off...

48 posted on 07/23/2009 6:22:16 PM PDT by bcsco (When Obama mentioned shovel ready jobs, I never thought he might be thinking of graves.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 46 | View Replies]

To: bcsco

It’s probably that the sensitive lad includes the employer-paid portion of his health insurance, as if the sensitive lad is paying the whole thing himself.

It’s similar with the time Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, the “Horse with no Name” primitive, posted that her hysteriarectomy cost her tens of thousands of dollars, which was the total of the bill.

In fact, Ms. Ed’s insurance, and not Ms. Ed herself, paid nearly all the bill. But the lying Ms. Ed tried to make it sound as if she was paying the whole thing.


49 posted on 07/24/2009 6:04:18 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 48 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-49 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson