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The Troll & The Lotus Spork
Free Republic Bureau of Investigation | July 17, 2006 | Some DUFUs

Posted on 07/16/2009 10:55:25 PM PDT by GeronL

It was a Dark and Smoky Basement....

Troll logs on, now he's a noobie
Thinks he's slick, smoking his doobie
Calling one a hick, prized like a ruby
Silently though, alarms did blare
Post count up, writing bout hockey
But he's being watched, by viking kitty

A little jab at Huck, and one for Palin
Slipped just a bit, might have been railing
Tried to backtrack, writing the right thing

The Mods are aware, lurking there
Viking Kitties, waiting for meat
DUmmie made a mistake,
Called Reagan a dork

There awoke the LOTUS SPORK
Troll slayers on the attack
ZOTS screaming through the veld
Quick. dead. lefty hack.
Smoke clears, Weasel stands arm high held
In his grip the Lotus Spork

For the kingdom of Jim, One less dork.


TOPICS: Agriculture; Arts/Photography; Books/Literature; Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: sionnsar
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well, I like it anyway
1 posted on 07/16/2009 10:55:25 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: MeekOneGOP; JohnHuang2; Lazamataz

bump


2 posted on 07/16/2009 10:56:17 PM PDT by GeronL (UnitedCitizen.Blogspot.Com --------- United Citizens Nation! ------------- Join Today!)
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To: GeronL

LOL! Good job.


3 posted on 07/16/2009 11:12:38 PM PDT by Jemian (PAM of JT ~~ Support Major Cook! I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: GeronL

So do I! Berry crebber.


4 posted on 07/16/2009 11:13:31 PM PDT by redhead (You don't have to be eaten by a bear to know he WILL eat you...Check the Half-Baked Sourdough!)
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To: GeronL

5 posted on 07/16/2009 11:14:17 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: GeronL

fun. I wanna see Viking Kitty!


6 posted on 07/16/2009 11:18:14 PM PDT by Bhoy
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To: GeronL

Now we just need one of our resident Photoshop whizzes to whip up a picture of a troll being slain by a spork-wielding Viking Kitty.


7 posted on 07/16/2009 11:21:23 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker (Vote for a short Freepathon! Donate now if you possibly can!)
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To: GeronL

All your spork are belong to us!
-FRBI


8 posted on 07/16/2009 11:22:39 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Integrity, Character, Leadership, and Loyalty matter - Be an example, no matter the cost.)
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To: GovernmentShrinker

Not just any spork, but the Lotus Spork


9 posted on 07/16/2009 11:25:13 PM PDT by GeronL (UnitedCitizen.Blogspot.Com --------- United Citizens Nation! ------------- Join Today!)
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To: GeronL

10 posted on 07/16/2009 11:31:25 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: GovernmentShrinker

11 posted on 07/16/2009 11:33:59 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: GeronL; Fiddlstix; PhilDragoo; Liz; onyx; potlatch; devolve; MEG33; Grampa Dave; Lady Jag; ...

Ping!


12 posted on 07/16/2009 11:38:38 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (2008: The year the Media died. --Sean Hannity, regarding Barack HUSSEIN ObaMao's treatment ...)
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To: JoeProBono

lol


13 posted on 07/16/2009 11:55:26 PM PDT by GeronL (UnitedCitizen.Blogspot.Com --------- United Citizens Nation! ------------- Join Today!)
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To: JoeProBono

Too bad they didn’t mention sporks in the Bill of Rights


14 posted on 07/16/2009 11:56:29 PM PDT by GeronL (UnitedCitizen.Blogspot.Com --------- United Citizens Nation! ------------- Join Today!)
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To: GeronL

IBTZ. Oh, wait.....


15 posted on 07/17/2009 12:01:35 AM PDT by 21twelve (Drive Reality out with a pitchfork if you want , it always comes back.)
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To: 21twelve
IBTZ is the sound of our bugzapper, its huge with a purple light to attract bugs... Bugzotter10000 or something
16 posted on 07/17/2009 12:04:42 AM PDT by GeronL (UnitedCitizen.Blogspot.Com --------- United Citizens Nation! ------------- Join Today!)
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To: GeronL
Take yer meds,

Then go to beds.

>:P

17 posted on 07/17/2009 12:11:32 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (ALSO SPRACH ZEROTHUSTRA)
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“well, I like it anyway”

So do I!

Thanks for the ping..Meek!


18 posted on 07/17/2009 12:12:54 AM PDT by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military Men And Women)
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To: JoeProBono

I thought that was called a “runcible spoon”.


19 posted on 07/17/2009 12:27:42 AM PDT by oblomov (Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods. - Mencken)
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To: MEG33

thanks


20 posted on 07/17/2009 12:34:56 AM PDT by GeronL (UnitedCitizen.Blogspot.Com --------- United Citizens Nation! ------------- Join Today!)
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