Fatties “Burn” Fat to Combat Global Climate Change (If you have to ask…)

fracturedrepublic.com ^ | July 7, 2009 | Gordon Greene

[Gordon Greene]

Al Gore would be proud!

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Rotunda Bunsagger was again ignored in this study.....

[Gordon Greene]

Lack of funding?

[Two Kids' Dad]

Americans consume over 90% of the world’s bounty?!? Sounds impossible.

Can you please source this claim? Thanks.

[Two Kids' Dad]

Never mind. Found the source after I read a little more closely.

Dr. Saleem Winstone sounds like a loon.

[HighWheeler]

"This makes our nation almost criminally responsible for impending famine and the world-wide disaster." Dr. Saleem went on,"

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Sooooo, if America didn't grow any food we would be saints?

[70times7]

“A major contributing factor to Global Warming are the morbidly obese.”

Do you suppose Algore and Michael Moore will go after each other with dueling propaganda fests? Naaaaaah.

[HighWheeler]

““Everyone knows that America produces ten percent of the world’s food, yet we consume over ninety percent of the its bounty.”

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Running the numbers here, America produces as much food as the entire rest of the world.

We eat 90% of what we produce, and sell the last 10%, which is 10% of the total for the rest of the world.

[GOP_Lady]

"Everyone knows that America produces ten percent of the world’s food, yet we consume over ninety percent of the its bounty."

BHO said this in Oregon during the campaign. He said we shouldn't expect to eat as much as we wanted to.

[Gordon Greene]

Does it sound any more believable than the rest of the article?

It’s all satire, my friend. Except the part about Angelina Jolie’s lips, that is.

[sinanju]

It would be a hell of a waste anyways...

We all know Tyler Durden makes soap from the stuff...

[Gordon Greene]

Are you the only person to catch this was satire?

Please tell me we haven’t sunk so far this has become plausible.

[GraceG]

Our farmers produce quite a darned lot as well, so much we are one of the top exporters of grain.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

I always read the full title (and the stuff between the parentheses) along with the keywords....

[Gordon Greene]

“I always read the full title (and the stuff between the parentheses) along with the keywords....”

Yeah... I’ve been tagged for not doing that before so I learned the hard way. Was Bunsagger on a movie or something? That one got a big laugh out of Mrs. Greene.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Rotunda was a fictional character/girlfriend that I created while working morning drive radio in the late ‘70’s....

[SuziQ]

So when can we expect the ‘snack tax’? Rush has been talking about this for years.

[SuziQ]

Please tell me we haven’t sunk so far this has become plausible.

Well, it fooled me, but then, in typical fashion, I didn't read it all the way through.;o)

[Still Thinking]

“Everyone knows that America produces ten percent of the world’s food, yet we consume over ninety percent of the its bounty. This makes our nation almost criminally responsible for impending famine and the world-wide disaster."

[Minn]

Parodies really need to be better classified or marked on FR. With all the insanity running the show these days, it’s just too difficult to distinguish made up absurdity from real life absurdity brought to us every day by real life idiots.