Posted on 07/07/2009 8:12:46 AM PDT by bloodmeridian
LOS ANGELES -- As millions prepared to watch a memorial service for Michael Jackson, at the Staples Center and via live feed on theater and arena screens around the world, details began to emerge about Jackson’s brain having been removed for transplantation into the skull of President Barack Obama.
“This guy was elected under the guise of being the smartest president ever; six months into the job he’s demonstrated more stupidity than all of the previous 43 presidents combined,” said Harry Nosering, MD, chief neurosurgeon for St. Moonbat Hospital in Los Angeles, who will conduct the transplant. “Michael’s brain can’t be any worse for the president than his own; plus, if we do the wiring right, he’ll be able to dance and grab his crotch and say ‘dah!’ during his speeches!”
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not funny.
Very funny...
(snicker)
You know.......Bubbles is alive........
Michaels liked to blow Bubbles, I heard.
Chrisy Matthews will get a “Thriller” up his leg.
interesting bit of satire
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