DUmmie FUnnies 07-07-09 (DUmmies Deeply Saddened By No "Public Option" Health Plan)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 7, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Just as I predicted, Team Obama is being forced to offer pretty much nothing but a Happy Face Feel Good health plan to Congress devoid of "public option" aka "single payer" aka "government run" aka "socialized medicine." Why? Not that they wouldn't love such an expensive program. It's just, as Barack Obama himself has said, they are OUT of money. Plus the Chinese who own a major portion of our debt read the riot act to Timothy Geithner when he was in Peking and ordered him NOT to make the dollar even more worthless by incurring even more wasteful spending programs like socialized medicine. And for this we have to thank Obama's expensive Porkopulous program which did absolutely NOTHING to help the economy as was promised. And now NOTHING left to spend. So goodbye "public option" health plan. And, of course the DUmmies are agonizing over this painful fact as you can see in this THREAD, "So... No Single Payer... No Public Option..." That's right, DUmmies. No NOTHING! All you will get is basically "RESOLVED: Adequate Health Care is a good thing." So let us now watch the DUmmies mourn the loss of their beloved "public option" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, laughing at the irony of Porkopulous killing off Big Government spending programs, is in the [barackets]:

So... No Single Payer... No Public Option...

[Enjoy your Obama breakfast---Egg McNuthin'.]

Can someone please tell me what the hell is happening here? Where is the real reform? Am I just missing it?

[It disappeared when Porkopulous burned up all the money. And now to the rest of the disappointed DUmmies...]

The Audacity of Nope. Coupled with The Fierce Urgency of Whenever.

[LOL!!! "The Audacity of Nope." Will definitely be stealing that line.]

Obama played his part in making sure the public option had no teeth

[He tied his own hands with Porkopulous.]

Washington is happening. Specifically, the Senate is happening. And the Senate is a truly ridiculous holdover from an 18th century compromise that has only grown increasingly broken with time.

[What happened to that "love" for the Constitution that the DUmmies pretend to have?]

No single payer, but at the end of the day, youll probably get a "public option". Emphasis on option, whatever that means. Co-ops, exchanges, watered down medicare with conditional enrollment

["RESOLVED: Adequate Health Care is a good thing."]

Rahm Emmanuel may have some inside info. I could be wrong.

[And that inside info was that Porkopulous did NOTHING but burn up money and kill off any future big spending plans.]

My hope balloon is leaking air real fast

[SSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssss.....]

If Obama settles for some watered-down piece of crap, then we'll have gotten his message.

[The Audacity of Nope.]

[PJ-Comix]

Tonight we go to the casino again. And we have discovered the ONLY way to come out ahead. Gamble ONLY with Free Play money. We get $50 in free play each time we go. You might not win but you definitely can't lose. And the last time we went, we came out $25 ahead. Not much but it sure beats losing your own money. Plus you can't beat the $5.99 prime rib buffets.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[GeronL]

They wanted it for nothing but they might get forced to buy healthcare themselves or get a $1000 fine annually. FAIL. Double Fail!

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[listenhillary]

My hope balloon is leaking air real fast

I hear Cialis might help.

[Phantom Lord]

Top 10?

[Dallas59]

Poor things...

[RangerM]

The Audacity of Nope.

Gotta' give them credit for their creativity. Now if they could just couple that with common sense, we might get somewhere.

[rockrr]

now wait - are they the party of the perpetually offended or the perpetually saddened?!

[j_k_l]

Plus the Chinese who own a major portion of our debt read the riot act to Timothy Geithner...

So the communist are taking the capitalists to the woodshed to teach them how free markets work?

[Arrowhead1952]

#10 - BTR

[Arrowhead1952]

Can someone please tell me what the hell is happening here? Where is the real reform? Am I just missing it?

[It disappeared when Porkopulous burned up all the money. And now to the rest of the disappointed DUmmies...]

Sorry DUmmie, you missed the hopey and changey reform back last year.

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Obama played his part in making sure the public option had no teeth

And you expected anything different from his "most transparent administration ever" he promised? SUcker DUmmie.

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Co-ops, exchanges, watered down medicare with conditional enrollment

More watered down medicare for brainwashed DUmmies.

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If Obama settles for some watered-down piece of crap, then we'll have gotten his message.

Blind hog, meet the acorn crop at DUmmy land.

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 20, baby!

[envisio]

perpetually victimized?

[envisio]

DUmmies....

Fascinating creatures.

[Mark was here]

They haven't even got to the point where cops will be checking people for their “proof of health care cards” and ticketing / arresting those with out their proper documents. Just as they do drivers without their license or proof of insurance.

[franksolich]

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link on next comment, below

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30701.0.html

[Cheburashka]

So the communist are taking the capitalists to the woodshed to teach them how free markets work?

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No, the capitalists are taking the socialists to the woodshed to teach them how free markets work. Everything changed on November 4, 2008. The United States of America adopted socialism as its guiding principle. Try to keep up.

The capitalists will always be teaching the state control freaks - whatever name they call themselves currently - how free markets work. It's just who the capitalists are that can change.

And hopefully it can change again in 2010 or 2012.

[Cheburashka]

Sorry DUmmie, you missed the hopey and changey reform back last year.

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The hopey changey thing is so 2008.

[Eagle of Liberty]

BUT, he is trying to install another CZAR...a federal insurance CZAR to oversee ALL health insurers in this country. So, again, what has been traditionally done pretty well by the states, Obama wants to be horribly done by CENTRAL GOV’T.