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National Health Care Won’t Be “Rationed” Says Sebelius
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 4 July 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/05/2009 5:04:43 PM PDT by John Semmens

Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius responded to critics who contend that government-run health care will inevitably entail rationing. Conceding that national health systems in Canada and the United Kingdom have been forced to ration care for critically ill patients via lengthy waiting lists, Sebelius insisted that a similar outcome won’t happen here.

“First, we will do a better job of managing health care resources,” Sebelius boasted. “Careful cost/benefit analysis will ensure that only those individuals with a positive ratio are scheduled for treatment. We won’t allow waiting lists to be clogged with persons whose cost of treatment exceeds their worth to society. I think Senator Daschle has the right idea. Senior citizens should learn to accept their afflictions and exit gracefully when their time comes rather than draining the nation’s resources trying to unnaturally extend their unproductive lives.”

“Second, unlike private insurers, the government has access to unlimited funds,” Sebelius continued. “There is plenty of money in private hands that can be taxed. And if need be, the government has the right to create more money if we run out of things to tax.”

“Finally, doctors, nurses, drug manufacturers, and the like are all, in one way or another, licensed by the government,” Sebelius reminded. “”Permission to practice their trades or manufacture their products is contingent upon their service to society. This permission can be withheld if their personal greed impedes their obligation to serve. The health of the nation is too important to let petty individualism stand in the way.”

In related news, government welfare payments in the United Kingdom exceeded income tax revenues for the last calendar year. Prime Minister Gordon Brown indicated he was “not particularly concerned. A lot of people still have more money than they need. We can always go after that if we have to raise taxes.”

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Politics
KEYWORDS: bhohealthcare; bhohhs; democrats; nannystate; obamacare; rationing; satire; sebelius
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1 posted on 07/05/2009 5:04:44 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Why would listen to any promise coming out of this Admnistration? We already have the proof they lie to suit their agenda.


2 posted on 07/05/2009 5:07:21 PM PDT by PhiKapMom (Mary Fallin - OK Gov/Coburn/Rubio - Senate 2010 ! Sarah for President 2012)
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To: John Semmens

lies


3 posted on 07/05/2009 5:08:04 PM PDT by SIDENET ("Join me or die. Can you do any less?" -Mr. Sparkle)
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To: John Semmens
I think she missed pointing out that care will be issued on the bases of one’s voting record. Maybe satire, but it is close to the truth.
4 posted on 07/05/2009 5:08:43 PM PDT by JoSixChip
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To: JoSixChip

THis is satire,,look at the source.

DOES ANYBODY READ ANYTHINGL BEFORE THEY POP OFF HERE?


5 posted on 07/05/2009 5:10:08 PM PDT by cajungirl (no)
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To: John Semmens

“The health of the nation is too important to let petty individualism stand in the way.”

I will never forget showing up for jury duty and watching a specialist beg out of service. He was one of TWO microsurgeons specializing in hand surgery in Dallas at the time. He seemed a little pompous at the time, but, knowing how delicate that type of surgery is, he probably earned it.
I guess that is “petty individualism”.

Sebelius is SO the wrong person to be at the head of our healthcare.


6 posted on 07/05/2009 5:11:14 PM PDT by RebelTXRose
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To: John Semmens

John, you come too close to the truth.


7 posted on 07/05/2009 5:11:37 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (Navy blue)
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To: John Semmens
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Trust me.

8 posted on 07/05/2009 5:13:04 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Hey America! How's that "hope and change" thing working out?)
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To: John Semmens
Either that woman is stupid or she's a liar.The Nationalized health care system could not help but become more expensive as time go's on.

Either the Government Rations health care or it will have to go bankrupt increasing funding to cover the bills.That's something the country could not afford NOW and it will not afford it later.

9 posted on 07/05/2009 5:16:21 PM PDT by puppypusher (The world is going to the Dogs.)
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To: John Semmens

Seriously, if “everything leftist” really can’t be “fixed” to, instead, be pro-conservative, pro-free market, and pro-capitalistic, then why have conservative candidates run for anything? Pro-conservative, pro-free market, and pro-capitalistic solutions to “fixing” cap-and-trade, socialized health care, campaign finance reform, amnesty for illegal immigrants...really need to be found asap in order to greatly lessen the overall damage to the entire U.S.!


10 posted on 07/05/2009 5:16:54 PM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (Conservatives obey the rules. Leftists cheat. Who probably has the political advantage?)
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To: John Semmens

There has not been ONE WORD of truth coming out of Washington since the end of January.


11 posted on 07/05/2009 5:21:17 PM PDT by chiefqc
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To: John Semmens
You really should put "satire" in your header.

In these times there is a very thin line between truth and satire and it makes people mad when they get duped and embarrassed.

12 posted on 07/05/2009 5:22:03 PM PDT by Popman (Joe Biden REALLY can't be Vice President, can he ?)
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To: cajungirl

Did you read all of JoSixChip’s comment? He/She acknowledged that it’s satire...


13 posted on 07/05/2009 5:23:07 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs (It takes a viking to raze a village!)
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To: cajungirl

Nope. Gotta admit the truth about this administration is so bad that it has been reading like satire. Really cannot blame people.


14 posted on 07/05/2009 5:31:30 PM PDT by madison10
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To: John Semmens

Listen up, Obama and his Merry Thugs — WE DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY.


15 posted on 07/05/2009 5:37:18 PM PDT by bboop (obama, little o, not a Real God)
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To: John Semmens
Of course the “care” provided by scum like her good friend and supporter,Tiller The Killer,won't be rationed.Everything else is open for discussion.Except if you're in the House,Senate or are a member of a President's cabinet.
16 posted on 07/05/2009 5:42:04 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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To: Popman
You really should put "satire" in your header.

I believe the link is quite clear. If FReepers can't figure that out, God help us.

17 posted on 07/05/2009 5:45:55 PM PDT by eyedigress
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To: John Semmens

Geeze us kryste, are we really the dupes these people think we are?? Mmmmm, Must be, they’re in office.


18 posted on 07/05/2009 5:49:14 PM PDT by drypowder
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To: John Semmens

Panties on fire!!


19 posted on 07/05/2009 5:49:44 PM PDT by Empireoftheatom48 (Zero will never be my President, never!!!!!)
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To: John Semmens

It won’t be rationed, it will be prohibited for the old and non-’rats.


20 posted on 07/05/2009 5:51:39 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Big Ears + Big Spending --> BigEarMarx, the man behind TOTUS)
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