President, First Lady Arrested over Toxic Garden

Feed Your ADHD ^ | 7/4/2009 | Dr. Dave

[bloodmeridian]

WASHINGTON - In a stunning development, President Barack Obama and his wife were arrested yesterday on charges of child abuse and human cruelty, after it was revealed they had fed their own children, visiting dignitaries, local school children, and a women’s homeless shelter “organic” vegetables from the First Lady’s garden that were laced with lead.

The president and Michelle Obama were released on their own recognizance, but ordered not to host any dinner or lunch parties, after tests revealed the soil in the First Garden had lead concentrations of 987,000 parts per million. (The Environmental Protection Agency puts the threshold for dangerous lead levels at 300 parts per million.) A preliminary hearing date has not been set. Obama becomes only the second president to be arrested while in office since Ulysses S. Grant, who was caught speeding around Washington, D.C., in a horse and buggy.

“Oh, this is worse, much, much worse,” said Skippy Limpcelery, president of the Vegan Society and an ardent supporter of the president during last year’s election, speculating that the Obamas put the lead in the garden on purpose. “For Obama and his so-called ‘glamorous’ wife to have claimed to plant an organic garden and then have poisoned hundreds of people -- including homeless women! -- is simply unconscionable. I can guarantee you he just lost half of his most socialist supporters. He’s a fake!”

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Yeah, seems I am not the only one....
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2285708/posts

[supremedoctrine]

Well, okay, THAT thread looks legitimate, and there obviously was some flak that came the WH’s way over the non organic organic vegetable garden.
But the original thread you quoted took it all several steps further into broad satire, with visions of Barack and Michelle being arrested, etc. Believe me, if that happened, it woulda made news beyond the Internet.