Posted on 07/01/2009 12:15:23 PM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
The Smart Car
What we will be forced to drive quite soon, with all the crazy enviromental regulations being proposed and passed.
But look at all of the 'great new choices' we will have from 'The SMART Car':
The Smorvette!
The Smaudi A3 AWD!
The Smamborghini!
The Smorsche!
The Smerrari!
And last, but not least, The Smustang!
You forgot the Smyugo
I hope people have seen the Smart Car on the road.
It’s interesting to see one by Vettes and SUVs.
It’s horrifying to think of being in one on a cross-country trip or in the Rockies.
I know a guy with a '49 Caddy. From the front of the bumper to the where the front fenders and front doors meet is longer (and probably heavier) than the Smart Car.
That Caddy has to be at least three SmartCars long.
'S wonderful ! 'S marvelous !
(That) You should care for me !
'S awful nice ! 'S paradise !
'S what I love to see !
It is horrifying to think of driving one on the Beltway. When ever I see people on the Beltway in a Mini Cooper, I marvel at their bravery.
I presume when we’re all forced to drive the (not so) smart car, those of us with wheelchairs will be shown the door.
I don't even like to get on there in my Suburban.
To funny! Thanks for the post.
I saw my first one last week. I have three kids in car seats, two dogs, and live in hurricane country. How the hey-now do they think I can evacuate in one of those things?
Where’s the low-rider?
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That last one isn’t a Mustang. It’s a quarter horse.
[rimshot]
Thank you, thank you...
:-)
You just might beat the rest of us in a race.
These cars are only good for couples, or a single parent with a single child. A family of 4 does not fit in those things. Is limitation of transportation a stealth means of limiting family size?
Some liberal smart-a$$ in my neighborhood bought one of those things.
It still has the sticker - $13,950.
It’s been sitting with a “4 Sale” sign for the last 5 months.
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