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White House Announces New Pencil-pushing Standards
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 6/30/2009 | Dr. Dave

Posted on 06/30/2009 6:00:44 AM PDT by bloodmeridian

WASHINGTON -- Aiming to keep the focus on creating out-of-control bureaucracy, President Barack Obama put a plug in for administration efforts to make pencil-pushing more overwhelming while using less energy.

"I know pencil-pushing may not seem sexy, but this simple action holds enormous promise because 97 percent of our future economy in America depends on having the most efficient bureaucratic tools as we take over more businesses and create more government offices," the president said, standing alongside Energy Secretary Steven Chu at the White House.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: globalwarmingcon; obama; satire; stupidity

1 posted on 06/30/2009 6:00:45 AM PDT by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thR-lVuztIY&feature=related


2 posted on 06/30/2009 6:20:16 AM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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The iudea is not to create or increase bureaucracy but to streamline it, make it more efficient or eliminate it altogether. That is part of what makes businesses profitable.


3 posted on 06/30/2009 6:27:14 AM PDT by Ev Reeman
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To: bloodmeridian
Obama has spent the past few days pressuring the Senate to follow the House or he’ll kidnap them and set them free unarmed in his Chicago neighborhood to see if they can survive.
Holy Ammo Batman!
People you HAVE to click that link to the Chi Sun-Times and read about all the Shootings in Chi (and adjoining burbs) over the weekend. I swear it has to be an all time high.

(Hey Mayor Daley, how's that Handgun Ban thingy working out? Not too good I'd say. You've turned my old home town into a cesspool you asshat)

4 posted on 06/30/2009 6:28:16 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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I wonder how long it will be before Chicago surpasses Detroit as the murder capital of America.


5 posted on 06/30/2009 7:49:10 AM PDT by Ev Reeman
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I wonder how long it will be before Chicago surpasses Detroit as the murder capital of America.

I think Chicago has already done it. What Chi has going in its favor is the population.

A couple weeks back the Chi Supt of Police, Jody Weiss (a guy), said that in Chicago there were 100,000 Gang members and his police were out numbered and out gunned. Now that's really reassuring to Chicagoans isn't it. (the freaking moron)

If the 100k number is true (I think it is) they need the US Army Patrolling, not police. It is a War Zone.

6 posted on 06/30/2009 8:02:43 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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