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Vote on Same-Sex “Marriage” Called Essential
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 27 June 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/28/2009 8:22:51 PM PDT by John Semmens

Calling it the most crucial issue for this generation, Governor David Paterson (D-N.Y.) said he will not permit the legislature to adjourn for the summer recess until it votes to legalize same-sex “marriage” in the state.

“For too long we have suppressed a fundamental human right to wed the individual of our choice if that choice deviates from the heterosexual normativity that has straight-jacketed our society,” Paterson complained. “This channels homosexual love into dangerous promiscuity. Legalizing same-sex “marriage” will bring the stability of family to these relationships. It has got to be our top priority.”

Paterson brushed aside critics’ contentions that the state’s fiscal crisis ought to be the top priority—calling it “just an argument about money that could easily be handled with a tax increase.”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: democrats; gaymarriage; ny; satire

1 posted on 06/28/2009 8:22:51 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Paterson joins Idiots R Us society.


2 posted on 06/28/2009 8:24:14 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: John Semmens
this prime example of same sex marriage worked out so well

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2281243/posts

3 posted on 06/28/2009 8:26:16 PM PDT by sloop (pfc in the quiet civil war)
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Sadly,the way things are going,this might not be satire in a few years.


4 posted on 06/28/2009 8:28:52 PM PDT by massmike
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To: John Semmens
Actually, the satire about Cheerios cereal above this article was good too.
5 posted on 06/28/2009 8:28:53 PM PDT by Jagdgewehr
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Calling it the most crucial issue for this generation,

He's blind....leading the blind...and not talking just about his eyes! I'm speechless--words fail me! Our political leaders are reprobates!

6 posted on 06/28/2009 8:30:11 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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Sigh........please put (SATIRE) or something, in the headline.


7 posted on 06/28/2009 8:34:11 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (ALSO SPRACH ZEROTHUSTRA)
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Go get 'em Mr. Unelected Buckwheat.


8 posted on 06/28/2009 8:37:46 PM PDT by Costumed Vigilante (Congress: When a handful of evil morons just isn't enough)
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What a lot of BS! Most male homosexuals are promiscuous because they want to be. It isn’t the lack of marriage that is driving them to rest areas, parks, and public restrooms. Its the urge for some strange, and to be naughty.

parsy, who is tolerant but hates BS!!!!


9 posted on 06/28/2009 8:42:11 PM PDT by parsifal ("Knock and ye shall receive!" (The Bible, somewhere.))
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If we let the fruits get married all the gay bars will close.

What an idiot.


10 posted on 06/28/2009 8:46:36 PM PDT by Venturer
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“Legalizing same-sex “marriage” will bring the stability of family to these relationships. It has got to be our top priority.””

That’s the Liberal mindset. Good one John. All the years of being a minority of one amongst all those Liberals you were surrounded by didn’t go to waste did they.

Thanks for the chuckle.


11 posted on 06/28/2009 8:47:47 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
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“For too long we have suppressed a fundamental human right to wed the individual of our choice”

Hey, David I always wanted to marry Neve Campbell. Do you think you can arrange that for me?

Idiot!

12 posted on 06/28/2009 8:56:16 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town
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To: Psycho_Bunny
Are you sure this is satire. It sounds like most idiot libs. The problem with satire anymore is that the morons hear something absurd and decide It makes sense to them.
13 posted on 06/28/2009 8:58:31 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town
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To: John Semmens

Each and every word of this statement is false. Fundamental, human, right. Says who?


14 posted on 06/29/2009 1:12:50 AM PDT by Seeing More Clearly Now (Obama is still puttin' on Ayers.)
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