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Texas Rangers To Pay Tribute To Muslims With Half Price Tickets
Elective Decisions ^
| 06/05/09
| Chris Davis
Posted on 06/05/2009 5:41:34 PM PDT by writer33
Arlington, TX—In order to get a piece of the action, the Texas Rangers will pay tribute to Muslims all over the world by halving half price tickets and parking for all Muslims that attend their game on Saturday, June 13, 2009. The Texas Rangers will play the Los Angeles Dodgers in interleague play, and feel that since Obama has praised the entire Muslim world, that they should also do the same thing, knowing that America has become a “Muslim Nation.”
Many have speculated that this may be a bad move, but the owner—Tom Hicks—assures people that this is simply taking advantage of maximizing ticket sells. He feels that during a recession “we must do whatever it takes to keep the ball club afloat.”
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: arlington; california; chrisdavis; dodgers; losangeles; losangelesdodgers; nolanryan; rangers; texas; texasrangers
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posted on
06/05/2009 5:41:34 PM PDT
by
writer33
To: Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ...
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posted on
06/05/2009 5:41:54 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Once again, I thought this was for real, but finally noticed the “humor” tag.
And once again, it is very likely like something like this will, with this administration running the show.
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posted on
06/05/2009 5:43:46 PM PDT
by
Joann37
To: writer33
Catch a fly ball wearing a full hajib and win falafel for life!
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posted on
06/05/2009 5:44:03 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck, with McCain as his Kowakian)
To: writer33
"Many have speculated that this may be a bad move, but the owner—Tom Hicks—assures people that this is simply taking advantage of maximizing ticket sells. He feels that during a recession “we must do whatever it takes to keep the ball club afloat"ObamaSpeak: "I have to kiss Obama's butt so he lets me stay in business."
To: writer33
Aw Hell, I thought this was going to be a story about the real Walker-Texas-Rangers. Now I learn it’s only a satire about a ball club!!!
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posted on
06/05/2009 5:46:30 PM PDT
by
DieHard the Hunter
(Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fà g am bealach.)
To: COBOL2Java
"Catch a fly ball wearing a full hajib and win falafel for life!"That is seriously funny!
To: writer33
Thank God this isn’t true. It is scary that nothing surprises me these days.
To: writer33; OKSooner
Don’t you think the smell of hot dogs would keep them away?
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posted on
06/05/2009 5:59:22 PM PDT
by
Honeybunch
("Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind." ~Rudyard Kipling)
To: COBOL2Java
"Catch a fly ball wearing a full hajib and win falafel for life!"
Halal Dogs!! Get your Halal Dogs here!!
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posted on
06/05/2009 6:00:33 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: writer33
In the Eyes of a Ranger
The unsuspecting stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right
Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you
Anything you do he's gonna see
So when you're in Texas look behind you
Cause that's where the Ranger’s gonna be!
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posted on
06/05/2009 6:02:31 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
To: writer33
I presume MUSLIMS SUCK t-shirts will also be banned. LOL!
To: COBOL2Java
I’ve had another beverage-on-the-shirt moment after reading that one.
To: COBOL2Java
Catch a fly ball wearing a full hajib and win falafel for life!Hilarious, COBOL2Java. Thanks for posting.
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posted on
06/05/2009 6:16:59 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
Good eye, TCSA-A. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.
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posted on
06/05/2009 6:17:50 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: DieHard the Hunter
We’ll do Chuck Norris later.
:-)
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posted on
06/05/2009 6:18:16 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Honeybunch
Hot dogs will not be allowed that night.
:-)
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posted on
06/05/2009 6:19:11 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: SandRat
I get a feeling you’re not talking about the Texas Rangers.
:-)
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posted on
06/05/2009 6:19:44 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: fkabuckeyesrule
I presume MUSLIMS SUCK t-shirts will also be banned. LOL!You presume correct. LOL.
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posted on
06/05/2009 6:20:19 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
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posted on
06/05/2009 6:22:52 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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