Why I Voted Democrat

5/09 | Unknown

[KLT]

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my a** that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

[lara]

I knew right a way a conservative wrote this. Liberals always say, “democratIC”.

[ReformationFan]

“Chairman Maobama
I like that.”

It’s a good one. I can’t claim originality for it. Michael Savage thought that one up.

[greatdefender]

I voted democrat because I believe abortion is an effective tool for controlling the human population.

I voted democrat because gun control is the most effective crime prevention plan (even though I have armed guards day & night)

I voted democrat because Michelle Obama is hotter than Palin

I voted democrat because hugging trees is better than hugging people

I voted democrat because gay marriage is the most beautiful marriage ever

[Lancey Howard]

Huh. Saw the headline and figured it was another Colin Powell story.

[KLT]

I thought it was appropriate....and funny...kind of the truth..LOL

[KLT]

For sure, no doubt written by a conservative...very telling from the terminology.

[Atchafalaya]

4. Dumb as a post

[EternalVigilance]

Wouldn't be hard to do a similar one for Republicans.

I voted Republican because I think it's a good idea to nominate a man for President who doesn't agree at all with our platform and agrees with the other party's platform...

(Not really...)

[bill1952]

2) I voted republican because I think that its great that now the leaders of the GOP keep saying that we have to move left and widen our appeal to attract more “independents.”

Our core values have to change, don’t you know?

[BamaAndy]

Pretty well says it all.

[bmwcyle]

I voted Democrat because I am angry woman trying to strike back at men. The GOP is run by men.

[Liz]

"This Democratic slate of candidates looks great."

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

You have the right to be proud.

[phredo53]

http://thepeoplescube.com/
If you haven’t checked through this site, a ton of facetious humor.

Thanks for the link. What a great site.

[KLT]

BWAHAHAHAHA...now that guy has his head up his butt...I love that pic...

[KLT]

Thanks Grandma, it’s truly an honor to be his mother...