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The Zotunist Manifesto (The Viking Kitties killed Che)

Posted on 05/20/2009 8:51:45 PM PDT by fr78

As the Constitution of the United States of America was drafted solely by racist, slaveowning members of the capitalist class, it is time to acknowledge that the document is morally corrupt and must be scrapped. In its place, a new order based upon the will of the oppressed worker's class will be drafted and enacted.

1) The "right" to "free" speech must be destroyed. The propaganda of the white christian capitalist class must be censured and silenced, violently if neccessary. To this end, ALL communication advocating religion, private property, and opression of the workers must be punished by execution. All forms of communication - verbal, print, and electronic - will come under the total regulation of the State. Any citizen known to be holding capitalist views despite education to the contrary will be executed.

3) The "right" to parenting must be destroyed. The dictatorship of the parent is the single greatest reason for the continuation of the capitalist oppression of the human race, and it must be overthrown. All minors, present and future, will immediately become wards of the State at birth or as soon as found. Biological parents will be permitted no contact with their offspring until compulsory anti-capitalist education is complete. Birth control will become compulsory, and any unregulated pregnancies will be subject to immediate mandatory abortion.

2) The "right" to religion must be destroyed. As the ultimate mind-control tool of the capitalist class, religion has always opposed the destruction of private property, advanced the exploitation of workers, and upheld the dictatorship of the parent. All clergy must be immediately executed, and all religious literature must be destroyed. Any parents who have subjected their children to religious indoctrination of any kind must be executed. Those who are found to be covertly practicing religion will be executed.

4) The "right" to profit must be destroyed. All business and industry of any size will be immediately siezed by the State, and all currency will be immediately nullified. All current capitalist "owners" will be immediately executed. All persons will be assigned occupations by the State based on aptitude testing. Wages will be replaced by simple distribution of vital consumables, and any display of conspicuous consumption will be punished by execution.

5) The "right" to freedom of association must be destroyed. In place of voluntary, class-discriminatory "friendship", all persons will be randomly assigned to Worker's Groups of 10-20 individuals. All recreational time will be spent with this group, which will engage in guided anti-capitalist thought exercises. Any person who evades participation or attempts to fraternize outside of their Worker's Group will be executed.

By these principles, the power of the self-serving capitalist class will be destroyed, and the vision of our courageous forerunners Marx and Engel will be at last realized.

Down with capitalism. Long Live the Workers!


TOPICS: Society
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I think we have a bomb thrower here. A fire starter.

I bet if we form a fire brigade we can snuff him out.

21 posted on 05/20/2009 9:10:52 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78; mylife; Old Sarge

BEGONE!
I am in NO MOOD for Trolls tonight!

22 posted on 05/20/2009 9:12:49 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: fr78
1) The "right" to "free" speech must be destroyed. The propaganda of the white christian capitalist class must be censured and silenced, violently if neccessary. To this end, ALL communication advocating religion, private property, and opression of the workers must be punished by execution. All forms of communication - verbal, print, and electronic - will come under the total regulation of the State. Any citizen known to be holding capitalist views despite education to the contrary will be executed.

Your friends in the media have snowjobbed the public about the Left's true intentions. Thanks for laying it all out for us. May I suggest you make this mainstream news for all of the people that don't pay attention.

23 posted on 05/20/2009 9:13:06 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: fr78
Tell us, what's on you mind little man?


24 posted on 05/20/2009 9:13:07 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78

IBTZ !


25 posted on 05/20/2009 9:13:27 PM PDT by knews_hound (I for one welcome our new Insect overlords!)
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To: fr78
"Long Live the Workers!"

Time you joined them, then.

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26 posted on 05/20/2009 9:13:50 PM PDT by decal ("Never allow a nervous female to have access to a pistol, no matter what you're wearing.")
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27 posted on 05/20/2009 9:14:12 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: fr78

IBTZ!! At last!!


28 posted on 05/20/2009 9:16:06 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla ("men of intemperate minds cannot be free. Their passions forge their fetters." -- Edmund Burke)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

Git em Ms B! LoL

Personally I think “it” is an adolescent with Mommy/Daddy problems.


29 posted on 05/20/2009 9:16:10 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78

Damn just like cops never around when you need them! Here we have this big old troll and where and the hell are the three Billy Goats Guffs?


30 posted on 05/20/2009 9:16:30 PM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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31 posted on 05/20/2009 9:17:11 PM PDT by Delta 21 (If you cant tell if I'm being sarcastic...maybe I'm not.)
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I think it is time we crack open a cold one and see what Jr. has to say.

Hmmm Jr? Cat got your tongue or are you just too much of a coward to respond?
32 posted on 05/20/2009 9:17:28 PM PDT by mnehring
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“Now how can we argue with that? I think we are all indebted to fr78 here for clearly stating what had to be said, and I’m glad the children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but it expressed a courage that is little seen in this day and age.”


33 posted on 05/20/2009 9:17:37 PM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: Kartographer
Sometimes the prey is much more fun when it is alive.

34 posted on 05/20/2009 9:20:03 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: mylife

LOL
No doubt!
Some weenie livin’ in his parents basement.


35 posted on 05/20/2009 9:23:05 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: fr78

There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism
There’s nothing wrong with free enterprise
Don’t try to make me feel guilty
I’m so tired of hearing you cry

There’s nothing wrong with making some profit
If you ask me I’ll say it’s just fine
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to live nice
I’m so tired of hearing you whine
About the revolution
Bringin’ down the rich
When was the last time you dug a ditch, baby?

If it ain’t one thing
Then it’s the other
Any cause that crosses your path
Your heart bleeds for anyone’s brother
I’ve got to tell you you’re a pain in the ass!

You criticize with plenty of vigor
You rationalize everything that you do
With catchy phrases and heavy quotations
And everybody is crazy but you.

You’re just a middle class, socialist brat
From a suburban family and you never really had to work
And you tell me that we’ve got to get back
To the struggling masses (whoever they are)
You talk, talk, talk about suffering and pain
Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain
What the hell do you know about suffering and pain . . .?

(Repeat first verse)

(Repeat chorus)

There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism!
There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism!
There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism!
There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism!

(Compliments to Danny Elfman)


36 posted on 05/20/2009 9:23:52 PM PDT by ozark hilljilly (Does this tagline make me look like a domestic terrorist?)
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To: fr78

As a “tribute” to you, I didn’t waste my time reading your Communist glass of whine. The only reason you can post your empty calorie pontification is because of CAPITALISM.

Flush the Kool Aid down your raw throat. I’ll dump my toast to you in the toilet where all waste belongs.


37 posted on 05/20/2009 9:25:00 PM PDT by This Just In
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To: fr78

38 posted on 05/20/2009 9:25:25 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

“Some weenie livin’ in his parents basement”....mad at the world and with a copy of the communist manifesto.

He thinks we have never seen these words before and that they will enlighten us.

He even interjected some of his own misery into the words to tell us how wretched and adolescent he is.


39 posted on 05/20/2009 9:26:46 PM PDT by mylife (The Big Tent Is A Big Mistake)
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To: fr78

lol....you are such fun....we will kill you

metaphorically...


40 posted on 05/20/2009 9:27:08 PM PDT by wardaddy (Ole Miss beat Notre Dame back in 1978. ...did that start the decline)
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