Stupid ocean buoys fail to support global warming

Bluegrass Pundit ^ | May 16, 2009 | Bluegrass Pundit

[Askwhy5times]

Stupid ocean buoys fail to support global warming

The Argos sensor buoys were deployed in hope of getting better ocean temperature data. This data was to support the anthropogenic global warming hypothesis. The actual result is the buoys have found a slight ocean cooling in the six years they have been deployed. The biggest problem with the Argos sensor buoy findings is the readings fly in the face of major climate change computer models. These models postulate that as much as 80-90 per cent of global warming will result from the oceans warming rapidly then releasing their heat into the atmosphere. The data is proving the global warming model wrong. Surface temperature sensors have been finding the additional evidence of global cooling.

[Askwhy5times]

The body of evidence against anthropogenic global warming keeps building.

[Let's Roll]

Yeah, thanks to measuring devices like those buoys that insist on remaining objective ...

[samtheman]

The greatest political crime of the 21st century is the COVER-UP of any real DISCUSSION of so-called Global Warming... and that CRIME is being committed by the press.

So who says crime doesn’t pay? Obummer is about to bail them all out, those non-professional leftist lying loser criminals... every last one of them. They’re going to get PAID OFF for covering up the most important story of our age.

[Ken522]

Those stupid buoys ...

[handy old one]

The test instrument is stupid when it does not give the results you want. Maybe they should test the instruments to see if they are calibrated right and then check themselves for correct calibration?

[Gator113]

QUICK, get a copy of this to Gore, maybe it will change his mind.

Can we now go back to “DRILL HERE, DRILL NOW”?

[4Speed]

One keeps waiting for the Last Straw, the Final Nail in the Globar warming coffin, the Prioritus interruptus, The Frozen Goracle.....etc...

2/3 of the Planet is cooling........That’s it for me. I’m done with Global warming Idiots, including those in Congress.

I do NOT support Cap and Trade. I will Stick this report up a Global warmers butt, sideways, with a Twist, in a Desperate attempt to drive home the Reality of the planet Earth, and its NOT an Alternative Reality. Hmm...would this be Torture ?

[EggsAckley]

Oh well, buoys will be buoys..............

(ducking)

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

They just need to do what any science student does, when lab results don’t match the theory — add a Finagle factor.

[South40]

Over the past year, anecdotal evidence for a cooling planet has exploded. China has its coldest winter in 100 years. Baghdad sees its first snow in all recorded history. North America has the most snowcover in 50 years, with places like Wisconsin the highest since record-keeping began. Record levels of Antarctic sea ice, record cold in Minnesota, Texas, Florida, Mexico, Australia, Iran, Greece, South Africa, Greenland, Argentina, Chile -- the list goes on and on. No more than anecdotal evidence, to be sure. But now, that evidence has been supplanted by hard scientific fact. All four major global temperature tracking outlets (Hadley, NASA's GISS, UAH, RSS) have released updated data. All show that over the past year, global temperatures have dropped precipitously.

The Global Warming Scam

[bigbob]

just like Baracks stupid teleprompter that sometimes makes him say the wrong thing.

[mowowie]

I’m glad that global warming satellite they tried to launch crashed a few months ago.

It was to take measurements from orbit.
I have a good feeling what the irrefutable “results” would have been.

[PurpleSheepleEater]

On no! Global cooling. Something must be done to reverse it. Quick! Everyone outside... We must act together to make a difference by idling our cars 24/7.

/sarcasm

Bad buoys bad. Now go to your room.

[colorado tanker]

No worries. One of the AGW “scientists” will simply reinterpret the data and presto chango it will magically support the models. Hey there's a lot of grant money at stake here, doncha know.

[Hiddigeigei]

Do you believe these lying bouys or the Goracle. Hansen just needs the right correction algorithm. Oh thou of little faith!

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Bad buoys, bad buoys
Whacha gonna do?
Whacha gonna do when they calibrate you?

[Askwhy5times]

"Bad buoys, bad buoys Whacha gonna do? Whacha gonna do when they calibrate you?" LOL. Very nice. Bluegrass Pundit

[wxgesr]

As a USN meteorologist (WX), I was responsible for shipboard weather observations at sea. Since we were trained, we would deduct 1.5F from the sea water injection temperature from the main machinery room. We actually ran a log to compare the temperatures, that is how we came up with the 1.5F deduction. Ships that did not have trained meteorologists on board would not know to deduct the ambient heat from the hull and engine room. So, the original ocean models initiated with those climatological temperatures is suspect. Hundreds of sea water temperatures from commercial ships are in error. Therefore, the global warming models are in error.

[Recon Dad]

Would you please inform these buoys about the “hockey stick” model. They just don't appreciate all the work that has gone in to this theory......geez!