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Manny Ramirez Follows Obama’s Example
Elective Decisions ^
| 05/11/09
| Chris Davis
Posted on 05/11/2009 5:24:44 PM PDT by writer33
Los AngelesAfter testing positive for a performing enhancing drug, Manny Ramirez has decided to follow Barack Obamas example and take no responsibility for his actions. Ramirez was suspended by Major League Baseball for 50 games for failing his drug test. Since his suspension, the Dodgers are urging him to address his fellow teammates, explaining his actions.
Manager Joe Torre was less than sympathetic, telling reporters that Manny should do the right thing. If he doesnt step up to the plate, fired Torre, Im going to personally cut off all his dreadlocks! This isnt the minor leagues. Im sick of Manny being Manny.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: barackobama; chrisdavis; mannyramirez; satire
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To: the_Watchman
Yeah, I know. It’s high time Manny grew up.
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posted on
05/11/2009 6:39:44 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: nufsed
I was the slowest kid in class.
:-)
Thanks for reading once again. I do appreciate it.
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posted on
05/11/2009 6:40:21 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Revolting cat!
If you start providing a laugh track for the clueless, Ill kill you!I better, because I might get verbally bludgeoned otherwise.
:-)
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posted on
05/11/2009 6:41:57 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: the_Watchman
I was really wondering whether Joe Torre had gone off the deep end.You seem to be wound pretty tight. A good BM should fix everything.
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posted on
05/11/2009 7:42:25 PM PDT
by
Libloather
(Tea Totaler)
To: writer33
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posted on
05/12/2009 3:03:30 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: nufsed
Sounds like you need thick skin to write. Even if you did mark satire in ORIGINAL post there would still be people who wouldn’t get it.
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posted on
05/12/2009 9:58:19 AM PDT
by
KH279
(When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.)
To: E.G.C.
Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.
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posted on
05/12/2009 5:09:25 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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