Meghan McCain Suffering From Brain Damage

NY Daily News/The Lid ^ | 5/11/09 | The Lid

[Shellybenoit]

The NY Daily News is reporting that Republican Senator John McCain' Daughter is suffering from some sort of amnesia. The poor girl's affliction was displayed in public at the White House Correspondents' Dinner Saturday night. She showed up at the door, with only two tickets but she was trying to squeeze herself and two friends into this sold out dinner. After trying to work things out with the guards“She muttered to her friends, ‘Does he even know who the f--- I am?’ ” You see, the poor woman doesn't know who she is, she needs to ask guards who are total strangers. Its time for the elder McCain to get his daughter out of the public eye before her early onset dementia causes her further embarrassing. More below:

[Dick Bachert]

If anyone knows who this person is, please call 1-800-RINOFINDER.

As I listened to her on Larry “Cadaver” King, I kept thinking about something about which Boortz frequently reminds his male audience: “At some point, you’ll have to try to have a conversation with her.” I also kept thinking that she HAS to be from California until I remembered that Arizona also has valleys.

[massgopguy]

Guilty of impersonating a Kennedy.

[savedbygrace]

No, but I understand where you’re headed with that.

The original saying was, “The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree.”

[Yankee]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Miss McCain.

[OCCASparky]

Anyone who considers this “woman” a “conservative”, consider yourself clueless.

[hiredhand]

Hmmm... maybe she'd like to just tell us who the F_ck she thinks she is.

As my daughter is apt to say, "Stupid Hurts". :-) I could at least understand to a degree if her father was somebody, but to push her weight around (no pun intended!) based on association with a RINO probably didn't impress the guard much. :-)

[Doctor Raoul]

Megan McCain = The Great White Wail

[Snickering Hound]

She showed up at the door, with only two tickets but she was trying to squeeze herself and two friends into this sold out dinner.

I thought the All-You-Can eat buffet had her and her friends trained to go through the door one at a time just to avoid this.

[bigbob]

A) Brain damage
B) Can’t count
C) Blond
D) Arrogant spoiled brat
E) All the above

[AUH2O Repub]

I wish she would just hurry up and switch to (D) and take the rest of her family with her.

[rabscuttle385]

As my daughter is apt to say, "Stupid Hurts". :-) I could at least understand to a degree if her father was somebody, but to push her weight around (no pun intended!) based on association with a RINO probably didn't impress the guard much. :-)

If she were the last woman in existence, our species would be utterly doomed to extinction...mostly because she's basically a younger version of her father in drag.

[Joe 6-pack]

Meghan McCain....Because Arlen Specter has no daughters.

[pallis]

The guard knew exactly who Meghan was. That should tell her something.

[McGruff]

[Gator113]

‘Does he even know who the f-— I am?’

Of course I do. You’re Bacon Butt, the one that poses for the “before photos” in all of those weight loss commercials.

Hang on Thunder Thighs, I’ll get you a bag of pig fat for you to slurp while we sort out this ticket issue.

[hiredhand]

If she were the last woman in existence, our species would be utterly doomed to extinction...mostly because she's basically a younger version of her father in drag.

For any 20-something to be that arrogant simply emphasizes that she's never had a good and proper ass whooping. She needs to open her big mouth in the midst of rough company and have the crap beaten out of her....at least once. AS much as we disapprove of her RINO old man, at least he understands what it means to be defeated, both physically and politically. But she lacks this experience completely...and it shows. There's absolutely no humility in her attitudes and actions, and in the inexperience of her youth, she actually BELIEVES that she has credibility among conservatives when the truth is that the vast majority of those who voted for her father (willingly or otherwise) DESPISE her.

[chris_bdba]

If she only realized that the two tickets were meant just for her maybe she’d be a little less loud?

[Secret Agent Man]

I’m sure the only thing Larry was interested in was getting a look down her blouse.

[SoldierDad]

Believe me, having worked in public school for the past 14 years, I completely understand the “fruit - tree” axiom. I was just trying to comment that she’s a nut case.

[savedbygrace]

As I said, I knew where you were going with it . . . and you did. She is a nut, fer shur.