Palin Haters NOW Mad at Juneau Tourism, Outrage Over Little Piper’s Lemonade Stand

Publius' Forum ^ | 5/11/09 | Warner Todd Huston

[Mobile Vulgus]

Palin hater with cocaine conviction goes after Piper Palin

Tourism has recently been up a little in Juneau, Alaska. More folks than ever have been interested in taking bus tours through Alaska's capitol city with a major attraction being the Alaska State House where Governor Sarah Palin goes about her daily work. In fact, the tours have been gaining in popularity since before John McCain asked the governor along for his run for the White House. The bus tours are so popular that adorable little Piper has even set up a lemonade stand to sell tourists a glass of lemony goodness to quench their thirst for something wet as well as something cute.

And Palin haters in Alaska are livid. They want the bus tours stopped and little Piper's stand razed to the ground. Palin Derangement Syndrome strikes again. It's an ugly, ugly thing, this PDS.

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[Mobile Vulgus]

Here we go again... well, here we keep going.

[wny]

With her lemonade stand, adorable little Piper Palin now has more business experience than Obama.

[Ranger Drew]

Communists will try to stop capitalism at all costs. Even if the practitioner of it is only 8 years old!

My gosh, can't these people just mind their own friggin' business?!

[HighlyOpinionated]

ROFLMAO.

The MSM once again chooses the “Republican Nominee” only this time by default. De Fault dat day are de Ranged.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“...little Piper Palin now has more business experience than Obama.”

Piper had more experience even BEFORE her lemonade stand, LOL! :)

[IbJensen]

Piper's IQ is no doubt greater than Obomba's

Anybody can go to Yale or Harvard if it becomes necessary to have the right strings pulled.

Just look at the Klinton duo.

[bmwcyle]

Capitalism rules!

[Vaduz]

Bet obama plans to tax Piper to the max plus fines.

[Crazieman]

I *HATE* liberals so effing much.

I would not care if the Obama girls set up a lemonade stand for WH tour groups. Why are liberals so insufferable?

[TLI]

Thoma apparently calls himself a “political gadfly” as well as claiming to be an “environmental activist.” He also has a record of filing nuisance ethics complaints against government officials. Additionally, Thoma has a few criminal convictions for drunken driving — at least four during the 1990s in Alaska, and two others in Oregon — as well as one for possession of cocaine. (See Thoma v. Hickel (8/15/97), 947 P 2d 816)

Typical lib.

[2ndClassCitizen]

The liberals are really mean people. Do not let them make you lose your sense of humor.

Go out today and do something that will make a liberal or even several angry. If someone else can control your emotions, they control you.

At the grocery store in a crowded line I always enjoy making statements that liberals hate. You know something like, I just bought some more ammunition and had to wait in a long line. I bought a new sniper rifle for each of my four children. Things like that.

If you see a magazine with obamas picture on it, make a comment that if only obama treated islamic terrorists as he treats Christians we would have no worry about future terrorist attacks.

Write a letter(s) to your representative(s)tell them you are for free choice in health care, not socialism. Tell them you want less taxes and less government. Tell them their response (or non-response) will be circulated to everyone you know.

I have a FUBO sticker on the back of my car. It is on a magnetic sticker than can be removed.

Be creative. It is our time to overthrow them. They are in control, let’s subvert them and get in their way.

I think it’s called raining on their parade. Their intolerance will make them irrational and angry. Hee Hee Hee. Just writing these words makes me smile.

[dfwgator]

You know, I don’t consider myself a big Palin fan, but the way these libs act towards her, makes we want to vote for her just to piss them off.

[CAluvdubya]

I like your ideas! It’s always so much fun to talk guns out loud and see the outrage in some faces. You know you got to them when you see that! LOL

[bgill]

Piper is the one to watch. She’s going to go far.

[stars & stripes forever]

I would not care if the Obama girls set up a lemonade stand for WH tour groups. Why are liberals so insufferable?

They are mad that Piper set up the lemonade stand before the Obama girls. It’s all about the photo op.

[Paperdoll]

>I would not care if the Obama girls set up a lemonade stand for WH tour groups.<

Puleeze. Don’t give the administration any ideas! It would probably do more to make their parents look like American Humans than anything! And wouldn’t the press fawn all over them? LOL!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

CAN I QUOTE YOU ON THAT ? ;^)

The liberals are really mean people. Do not let them make you lose your sense of humor.

Go out today and do something that will make a liberal or even several angry. If someone else can control your emotions, they control you.

At the grocery store in a crowded line I always enjoy making statements that liberals hate. You know something like, I just bought some more ammunition and had to wait in a long line. I bought a new sniper rifle for each of my four children. Things like that.

If you see a magazine with obamas picture on it, make a comment that if only obama treated islamic terrorists as he treats Christians we would have no worry about future terrorist attacks.

Write a letter(s) to your representative(s)tell them you are for free choice in health care, not socialism. Tell them you want less taxes and less government. Tell them their response (or non-response) will be circulated to everyone you know.

I have a FUBO sticker on the back of my car. It is on a magnetic sticker than can be removed.

Be creative. It is our time to overthrow them. They are in control, let’s subvert them and get in their way.

I think it’s called raining on their parade. Their intolerance will make them irrational and angry. Hee Hee Hee. Just writing these words makes me smile.

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[Alamo-Girl]

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[Billthedrill]

Who didn't see this one coming? "Piper's lemonade stand must be crushed!" I can't even find room for outrage - this is simply hilarious. There is no parody more cruel than self-parody.

So let's see, what is the ammunition in this mighty armory of self-righteousness that is levied against the formidable evil that is embodied in an eight-year-old girl selling lemonade? Taxes, naturally - it would be taxes, wouldn't it? - and one hopes that Piper has set aside the appropriate pennies to cope with the demands of employee benefits, has bowed to the demands of diversity (wait a minute - her employee is another girl?), has made her obeisance to the requirements of public health, has avoided the knotty exigencies of state regulation, philosophical examination, and political correctitude. I can't even type that with a straight face.

Piper, dear, your enemies are jackasses. I'd like to pretend I'm oversimplifying that for an eight-year-old, but it really isn't any more complicated than that.

[Arrowhead1952]

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